Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor's pipe burst because they forgot to close their porch door and, well, Wisconsin winter. My apartment is flooded and I'm spending my little money on a hotel. I think I'm homeless. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I got back home after I decided on a whim to embark on a solo adventure in the Australian Outback. My truck got stranded due to rising floodwaters, and I was stuck for days without communication. Rescue finally came, but now I'm reconsidering any solo further trips. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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optimusprime0069 8
fire up the boat!
Nick_1993 2
Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!
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Comments (155)
kbball95 7
god I know how u feel!? I live up in Montana and it's raining constantly!!!
momo1972 3
that should raise your property value
sipher16 0
idk that sounds fun to me
wyofairy 0
Stay safe. We are watching the Platte closely here in Casper. Give the Red Cross a call. I read that the National Guard was dispatched this weekend.
FlyingFatality 0
The Platte is getting scary here in town, isn't it? There's a lot of flooding in the parks where it passes... Anyway, I'm betting that 75% of the people who say "Wyoming sucks" have never been here to enjoy it.
dansco 25
Learn to swim or buy a boat. d'oh
wtbk1 3
Gotta love Wyoming weather! I know how it is too and it is horrible!
jmanwells 0
Lol!
elizabeth713 8
There are people in Wyoming?
SwimmerBoy16 15
My girlfriend lives in Wyoming!