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  DocBastard  |  38

Jigiwithit - use it on whom, the raccoon?

Next time you choose to comment on an FML, try the following:
1) Double check that you're on the correct FML
2) Don't comment on the first comment just to get your comment near the top. No one likes an attention whore.
3) Make a worthwhile comment.

Keep these rules in mind and things will go quite smoothly for you.

  juicedboi  |  7

Just remember what man v wild has taught us. When stranded out in the middle of nowhere with little resources. Run jump and slide over dangerous terrain because risk of injury isn't a factor to worry about. Then when all else fails, drink your urine and find elephant dung! Survival 101 at it's finest

  DocBastard  |  38

She could get mauled by a bear.
She could get stung by a swarm of Africanized bees.
It could start violently hailing.
She could get giardiasis (look it up).
She could be attacked by a herd of vicious wild boars.

Can't get worse? Don't you believe it.

  goshpeople  |  4

I doubt it was the first thing he thought about, but after spending hours there, running out of things to do and slowly getting hungrier, perhaps it came to mind that this was an appropriate FHL situation.

  Stoney888  |  0

1. Read a book on camping
2. Don't choose the lowest spot to pitch your tent
3. Don't leave your food where animals can get to it!!!!

Your lucky it wasn't a bear!!!!