Miscellaneous: Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed...

By Anonymous - 26/05/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 17:00

Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML

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By NVflood17 - 17/01/2017 08:00

Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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By Jimbo - 25/05/2010 09:29 - United States

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 23:28

fire up the boat!

Nick_1993 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:36

Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!

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missmaryb 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:54

Other people lost their homes to rising water and you're bitching that your house is now on an island. How ******' self-centered of you.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:48

how fuucking self centered of YOU.

hubla 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:55

well I guess you should have taken those lessons at the YMCA but somebody didn't feel they were necessary because what are the odds of my small town in Wyoming becoming an island in Wyoming

zombiekitten87 12

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:55

that really sucks :(

booboojlc 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:55

Don't complain I live in Texas and haven't had a real rain in 7 months

mercuryburst 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:42

As opposed to fake rain?

fayola 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:57

At least you still have internet access.

macrosoft 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:58

oh I love it here in Wyoming:)

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 27 May 2011 0:03

Start selling time shares.

Josh67 1

Friday 27 May 2011 0:09

that must suck.. but hey it could be worse.. like what if you were stuck in town with only ...... (who ever is reading this finish the sentence )

blinkingstarlet 15

Friday 27 May 2011 0:37

with only josh67...

booboojlc 0

Friday 27 May 2011 5:27

win for 52!

ryrywakaka 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:15

time to build a boat

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 27 May 2011 0:16

Wyoming is practically an island in the middle of bumfuck anyway. Not much has changed.

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