Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor's pipe burst because they forgot to close their porch door and, well, Wisconsin winter. My apartment is flooded and I'm spending my little money on a hotel. I think I'm homeless. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I got back home after I decided on a whim to embark on a solo adventure in the Australian Outback. My truck got stranded due to rising floodwaters, and I was stuck for days without communication. Rescue finally came, but now I'm reconsidering any solo further trips. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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optimusprime0069 8
fire up the boat!
Nick_1993 2
Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!
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Comments (155)
missmaryb 0
Other people lost their homes to rising water and you're bitching that your house is now on an island. How ******' self-centered of you.
ZoZo17_fml 0
how fuucking self centered of YOU.
hubla 0
well I guess you should have taken those lessons at the YMCA but somebody didn't feel they were necessary because what are the odds of my small town in Wyoming becoming an island in Wyoming
zombiekitten87 12
that really sucks :(
booboojlc 0
Don't complain I live in Texas and haven't had a real rain in 7 months
mercuryburst 0
As opposed to fake rain?
fayola 2
At least you still have internet access.
macrosoft 3
oh I love it here in Wyoming:)
FreebirdIII 1
Start selling time shares.
Josh67 1
that must suck.. but hey it could be worse.. like what if you were stuck in town with only ...... (who ever is reading this finish the sentence )
blinkingstarlet 15
with only josh67...
booboojlc 0
win for 52!
ryrywakaka 0
time to build a boat
Calyx_fml 22
Wyoming is practically an island in the middle of bumfuck anyway. Not much has changed.