Just shit out the window, the flood will wash it away...

I just imagined OP sticking their ass out of the window and shitting on the street, i must smack my head on the ground hoping for a memory loss.

Hell, take a shit on your bed if you want.

Please explain.

Oh wait, I get it now. Derp. *hides in shame*

Just sit tight and wait for Greg to come help, and just hope Steve doesn't beat him too it.

Fuck... I wanted to kick your ass first.

You must have a weak stomach if this made you throw up.

I do

Feces. Feces everywhere!

Very funny

You must have gotten sick a lot reading fmls then...

Compared to most FMLs, this one is pretty tame. Us FML readers are used to thoughts of poop, blood, periods, and ultra awkward situations. Nothing surprises us anymore. You must be new here #4.

#40 I'm not new. I've been reading Fmls for years but some stuff still grosses me out.

If you find a lot of FML'S gross, why do you read them?

Never said a lot of them are gross. And I read them cuz most of them are funny

~No, you threw up in your left ovary.~

Sewercraft.

Don't think a plunger would help much

I used a bucket at night when I was little. In the AM, I would dumped into the outhouse. We were that poor. OP, there is always someone out there who has it shittier than you.

Busy trying to find the damn princess 'cos he doesn't know what castle she's in.

There is a reason there are many castles and why the princess keeps getting "captured."

yes, just be thankful you still have your house. some of us are in evac centers watching our houses on the news being engulfed in water

33. So sorry to hear that. I hope you and yours will be ok and I damn well hope the bastard insurance companies aren't wankers like they were the last time this happened in QLD!!