Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding,...

By shitday - 27/1/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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By timjones | 8

#5343702 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:09

Your name has to be Brian.

By Draxanoth | 15

#5343703 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:11

That sounds like a shitty situa*explodes*

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By CsHx | 14

#5343701 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:06

Well you gotta shit on the floor or shit your pants.

bornaunicorn | 12

#5343707 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:14

Just shit out the window, the flood will wash it away...

cliffibom | 15

#5343739 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:31

I just imagined OP sticking their ass out of the window and shitting on the street, i must smack my head on the ground hoping for a memory loss.

7yzz | 18

#5343742 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:33

Hell, take a shit on your bed if you want.

By timjones | 8

#5343702 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:09

Your name has to be Brian.

iOceanus | 18

#5343761 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:45

Please explain.

iOceanus | 18

#5343764 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:47

Oh wait, I get it now. Derp. *hides in shame*

Trym | 7

#5343767 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:56

Just sit tight and wait for Greg to come help, and just hope Steve doesn't beat him too it.

By Draxanoth | 15

#5343703 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:11

That sounds like a shitty situa*explodes*

DogsPaw | 16

#5343783 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:27

Fuck... I wanted to kick your ass first.

By K92 | 13

#5343704 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:11

This fml made me throw up in my mouth.

Yousuck24 | 21

#5343706 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:14

You must have a weak stomach if this made you throw up.

K92 | 13

#5343711 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:17

I do

iOceanus | 18

#5343713 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:17

Feces. Feces everywhere!

K92 | 13

#5343732 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:26

Very funny

Imhere4fml | 24

#5343772 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:07

You must have gotten sick a lot reading fmls then...

oj101 | 33

#5343837 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:13

Compared to most FMLs, this one is pretty tame. Us FML readers are used to thoughts of poop, blood, periods, and ultra awkward situations. Nothing surprises us anymore. You must be new here #4.

K92 | 13

#5343888 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:57

#40 I'm not new. I've been reading Fmls for years but some stuff still grosses me out.

tayraaah | 31

#5343963 - Monday 28 January 2013 12:41

If you find a lot of FML'S gross, why do you read them?

K92 | 13

#5344003 - Monday 28 January 2013 13:29

Never said a lot of them are gross. And I read them cuz most of them are funny

andyyroxx | 20

#5344146 - Monday 28 January 2013 15:39

~No, you threw up in your left ovary.~

By Kibaruto | 33

#5343705 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:12

You have a plunger? Put on that mining helmet, and go deep!

iOceanus | 18

#5343750 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:40

Sewercraft.

K92 | 13

#5344007 - Monday 28 January 2013 13:35

Don't think a plunger would help much

By GoodLookingGeese | 10

#5343708 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:14

Use a bucket, build a temp toilet - just like u do it in the woods or camping.

SamCat | 21

#5343741 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:32

I used a bucket at night when I was little. In the AM, I would dumped into the outhouse. We were that poor. OP, there is always someone out there who has it shittier than you.

By bvcx222 | 6

#5343709 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:15

Call the plumber.... Ah shit... His busy.....

HouseElf | 13

#5343756 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:43

Busy trying to find the damn princess 'cos he doesn't know what castle she's in.

Imhere4fml | 24

#5343774 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:10

There is a reason there are many castles and why the princess keeps getting "captured."

By zandalee | 19

#5343710 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:17

Thank God your house isn't ten foot under water but I still recon you should leave. Disease is rife in sewerage.

tylahgrace | 12

#5343777 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:14

yes, just be thankful you still have your house. some of us are in evac centers watching our houses on the news being engulfed in water

zandalee | 19

#5343827 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:08

33. So sorry to hear that. I hope you and yours will be ok and I damn well hope the bastard insurance companies aren't wankers like they were the last time this happened in QLD!!

By trellz17 | 19

#5343714 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:17

Use a plastic bag and a bottle for now. That's the best I can think of.

By manonthemoon3 | 4

#5343715 - Monday 28 January 2013 9:17

Time to break in the hazmat suit. Oh, you don't have one? I thought everyone had one these days.