Today, at work, we ran out of receipt paper. Someone paid for...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 20:00

Today, at work, we ran out of receipt paper. Someone paid for $3 in gas and asked for a receipt. I explained that the company we order our paper from sent us toilet paper, not receipt paper. He got mad and said that he was never coming back. Twenty minutes later, he was back to get $3 more in gas, wanting a receipt. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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riley873 21

Tuesday 23 July 2019 21:17

who the **** buys $3 worth of gas in 2019?!?!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 July 2019 1:05

Write it on toilet paper. Hopefully, he’ll wipe his ass with it before he sends it to the IRS.

Comments

timinator5000 28

Tuesday 23 July 2019 20:56

How are those simular? How do you mix that up?

riley873 21

Tuesday 23 July 2019 21:16

line items get a little fucky sometimes

riley873 21

Tuesday 23 July 2019 21:17

who the **** buys $3 worth of gas in 2019?!?!

Memnoc 26

Tuesday 23 July 2019 23:24

Maybe in a small gas can for a lawn mower

raven_of_azarath 34

Wednesday 24 July 2019 0:51

Broke college student who just needs to get to work, where they’ll get paid.

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 24 July 2019 3:23

I’ve done that for my lawnmower. Parts of the US have gas near 2 bucks a gallon. But twice a day is a bit weird.

Memnoc 26

Wednesday 24 July 2019 4:47

If the customer is using it to mow lawns for a small business, then twice a day isn't that out of the ordinary, plus would explain why they needed a receipt.