By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 679
You deserved it 2 386

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hope you have learned your lesson... always check if there's toilet paper before taking a crap.

NotGabe 28

Should've wiped bare handed, then give that guy a nice, slow, caress on the face.

Comments

Cue several people going "that's a shitty situation".

tarlax 11

That's a shitty comment. Congrats, you're even more obnoxious than the people you're talking about.

Cue the several people that are cuing the several people with shitty puns.

Hope you have learned your lesson... always check if there's toilet paper before taking a crap.

Am I the only one who "dusts" the toilet using toilet paper before then applying either the proved seat cover or fashioning one myself with toilet paper prior to sitting?

UAE, right? Aren't there bidet hoses there? Some bathrooms don't even have toilet paper in that country.

YourOpinionSucks 22

You're not the only one. I do that even in my own house. It prevents splash back, allows me to check for toilet paper, cleans what I'm about to sit on, and here's the best part, ladies you should listen to this one, there's no chance of falling in the toilet since you checked it!

still, it's troubling to use only a bidet hose without drying off with toilet paper. it's basically getting dressed while your ass is very wet. pretty inconvenient.

#61, or maybe just uncomfortable for us Americans

Some people want to watch the world burn.

NotGabe 28

Should've wiped bare handed, then give that guy a nice, slow, caress on the face.

Karma will strike him very hard one day

That's why you always hold it until you get home OP ;D

Sometimes the poop chute can't hold it in that long.

Ummm, no. Getting paid to poop is the best.

OfficialEarth 12

That was a shitty thing to do..

The "shitty" comment. Every time without fail.

Perhaps he didn't like that toilet paper is threatening his douche bag company?