That's a shitty comment. Congrats, you're even more obnoxious than the people you're talking about.

That's a shitty situation.

Cue the several people that are cuing the several people with shitty puns.

Am I the only one who "dusts" the toilet using toilet paper before then applying either the proved seat cover or fashioning one myself with toilet paper prior to sitting?

yes

No

UAE, right? Aren't there bidet hoses there? Some bathrooms don't even have toilet paper in that country.

You're not the only one. I do that even in my own house. It prevents splash back, allows me to check for toilet paper, cleans what I'm about to sit on, and here's the best part, ladies you should listen to this one, there's no chance of falling in the toilet since you checked it!

still, it's troubling to use only a bidet hose without drying off with toilet paper. it's basically getting dressed while your ass is very wet. pretty inconvenient.

#61, or maybe just uncomfortable for us Americans

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

Totally missed a great opportunity, #4.

Sometimes the poop chute can't hold it in that long.

Ummm, no. Getting paid to poop is the best.

The "shitty" comment. Every time without fail.

I beg your pardon?