Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet...

By FUCKFACECUNT - 2/8/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By ryannmichael | 17

#6369450 - Monday 3 August 2015 0:29

Hope you have learned your lesson... always check if there's toilet paper before taking a crap.

By NotGabe | 28

#6369458 - Monday 3 August 2015 0:32

Should've wiped bare handed, then give that guy a nice, slow, caress on the face.

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By wheresthesafety | 31

#6369447 - Monday 3 August 2015 0:28

Cue several people going "that's a shitty situation".

tarlax | 11

#6369460 - Monday 3 August 2015 0:33

That's a shitty comment. Congrats, you're even more obnoxious than the people you're talking about.

sleepyfires | 20

#6369481 - Monday 3 August 2015 0:45

That's a shitty situation.

Eliiara | 11

#6369499 - Monday 3 August 2015 0:59

Cue the several people that are cuing the several people with shitty puns.

By ryannmichael | 17

#6369450 - Monday 3 August 2015 0:29

Hope you have learned your lesson... always check if there's toilet paper before taking a crap.

logicnazi | 18

#6369540 - Monday 3 August 2015 1:52

Am I the only one who "dusts" the toilet using toilet paper before then applying either the proved seat cover or fashioning one myself with toilet paper prior to sitting?

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6369559 - Monday 3 August 2015 2:16

yes

MandieL | 27

#6369561 - Monday 3 August 2015 2:17

cornyrob | 33

#6369695 - Monday 3 August 2015 5:13

UAE, right? Aren't there bidet hoses there? Some bathrooms don't even have toilet paper in that country.

YourOpinionSucks | 22

#6369818 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:22

You're not the only one. I do that even in my own house. It prevents splash back, allows me to check for toilet paper, cleans what I'm about to sit on, and here's the best part, ladies you should listen to this one, there's no chance of falling in the toilet since you checked it!

hellnosucka | 27

#6370018 - Monday 3 August 2015 16:25

still, it's troubling to use only a bidet hose without drying off with toilet paper. it's basically getting dressed while your ass is very wet. pretty inconvenient.