By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 22:00

Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Take a seat. You'll need it to put both your feet in your mouth.

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RichardPencil 30
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That is true. Soon, you’ll get to verify that.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Take a seat. You'll need it to put both your feet in your mouth.

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RichardPencil 30
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That is true. Soon, you’ll get to verify that.

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LostSoul 19

My cousin and I would find the humor in this.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Not when they're dead!

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LostSoul 19

But my cousin and I have almost died several times. We have lost a lot of people. We have talked about this. We want people joking with us until the end.

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LostSoul 19

But my cousin and I have almost died several times. We have lost a lot of people. We have talked about this. We want people joking with us until the end.

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Glitterbaby2613 20

only for people with a sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

We all make mistakes. Hopefully you learned a lesson here

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Mathalamus 24

It's very hard to make mistakes that stupid.

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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

That doesn’t mean we’ve never in our lives made one before

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ViviMage 38

And people in hospice are often sedated or taking heavy pain killers. They can't really help that. But hey, I'd get up off my death bed, fist bump you, and then strangle you!

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"Born separately, but they died together, we commit the bodies of ViviMage and (insert cousin's name here) to the Earth. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances of their deaths, both will spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. So long, suckers!"

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"Born separately, but they died together, we commit the bodies of ViviMage and (insert cousin's name here) to the Earth. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances of their deaths, both will spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. So long, suckers!"

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Chantalle Hensgens-Waltmans 19
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Aaaand that’s why you should think before you speak.

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Pro9Chance 11
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Harsh or not, you spoke the truth.

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