Take a seat. You'll need it to put both your feet in your mouth.

That is true.

Soon, you’ll get to verify that.

My cousin and I would find the humor in this.

Not when they're dead!

We all make mistakes. Hopefully you learned a lesson here

It's very hard to make mistakes that stupid.

That doesn’t mean we’ve never in our lives made one before

And people in hospice are often sedated or taking heavy pain killers. They can't really help that.

But hey, I'd get up off my death bed, fist bump you, and then strangle you!

"Born separately, but they died together, we commit the bodies of ViviMage and (insert cousin's name here) to the Earth. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances of their deaths, both will spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. So long, suckers!"

"Born separately, but they died together, we commit the bodies of ViviMage and (insert cousin's name here) to the Earth. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances of their deaths, both will spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. So long, suckers!"

Aaaand that’s why you should think before you speak.

Harsh or not, you spoke the truth.