Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Take a seat. You'll need it to put both your feet in your mouth.
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RichardPencil
| 29
That is true.
Soon, you’ll get to verify that.
Soon, you’ll get to verify that.
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LostSoul
| 19
My cousin and I would find the humor in this.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Not when they're dead!
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Helmut Arias Rodriguez
| 21
We all make mistakes. Hopefully you learned a lesson here
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Mathalamus
| 24
It's very hard to make mistakes that stupid.
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Helmut Arias Rodriguez
| 21
That doesn’t mean we’ve never in our lives made one before
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ViviMage
| 38
And people in hospice are often sedated or taking heavy pain killers. They can't really help that.
But hey, I'd get up off my death bed, fist bump you, and then strangle you!
But hey, I'd get up off my death bed, fist bump you, and then strangle you!
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
"Born separately, but they died together, we commit the bodies of ViviMage and (insert cousin's name here) to the Earth. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances of their deaths, both will spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. So long, suckers!"
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
"Born separately, but they died together, we commit the bodies of ViviMage and (insert cousin's name here) to the Earth. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances of their deaths, both will spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. So long, suckers!"
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Chantalle Hensgens-Waltmans
| 19
Aaaand that’s why you should think before you speak.
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Pro9Chance
| 9
Harsh or not, you spoke the truth.
Soon, you’ll get to verify that.