Thats one reason why I hate using public toilets. Some people are so unsanitary, don't flush, and wipe stuff on the walls. But when I do use a public toilet, I always check for toilet paper.

At least you didn't suddenly hear the door lock and someone say: "I want to play a game".

The dirtiest restroom I've ever been to was in New Jersey at the Van's Warped Tour. There was literally a half inch of piss on the floor. ******* disgusting. I'd almost rather do the deed outside than in most public restrooms.

No need to use a sock. There's nobody else in the restroom now, OP would be able to move to another stall. If not, socks it is.

What did you use......

There is actually a free flashlight app for most phones. It's bright as ****.

Not to interject with something entirely off topic, but I am curious if anyone else is seeing these FML's posted as October 6th 2013, instead of today's date June 10th 2013??

its posted in day, month, year format. most of the world uses this system. other than the US, however, I'm not sure of any others that use month first.

If you're from a different country it probably seems as if it is 10/6/2013 but in America is 6/10/2013.

In that case then what happened to OP was because of karma and so the other guy was fully justified. OP must've been one hell of a dick to someone then, and hence, YDI OP. JK Karma is BS

#3 how did you know his co worker's name?

that joke just flew by

twice

^that with a flaming bag of OPs shyt on the front door does seem like pretty fitting revenge

I always wondered what the big deal was with toilet papering a house or tree until someone did it to my neighbour's tree. It looked so pretty until it rained. :P

Boner stain? That's a new one

I agree. I mean, if OP lived in Canada the guy would've probably ran to the store to buy a pack for OP and then refuse to be paid back. Damn, I want to live in Canada...

You miss the Canadian sense of humor. We'd have brought him tp, then set it just out of reach and waited for the inevitable thump of OP falling off the throne trying to reach it.

Are you really? I'm never surprised anymore.

And then this FML would have had another sentence stating: "When I went to waddle into the next stall, my boss walked in.."

... and turned on the light :)

Sounds like the guy was inconsiderate to OP's asshole...