Uber out of there

By post valentines depression - 07/04/2018 01:30

Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML
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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Next time wear a bright pink leotard, that'll keep her interested... or scar her for life. You got like a 50/50 chance with this plan

Isn’t Tinder just for hookups? She probably wanted to get to the ‘main dish’ and you were wasting her time.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Next time wear a bright pink leotard, that'll keep her interested... or scar her for life. You got like a 50/50 chance with this plan

Zekfen 17

I guess you didn’t light her fire...

Isn’t Tinder just for hookups? She probably wanted to get to the ‘main dish’ and you were wasting her time.

ThatGuy9679 13

it's used for both really

I didn't know it was mainly a booty call app until a couple months after I met my husband on there. He still picks on me for that, and it explained a LOT of the messages I'd gotten before him...

Well why didn't you maje her interested?

Not sure if typo or attempted pun that nobody gets...

please explain the pun that you notice

EmDizzle2007 28

jackpot

She probably feared she’d fall asleep in her soup and drown.

Is she raised in a barn? Even if the dinner isn't interesting do stay and hint there is no second date like a normal person

Lobby_Bee 17

You might need to work on having a conversation. At least you know looks isn't one of your problems.

I don’t know that you can assume that.

bigdaddyeric 35

I guess you didn’t Lyft her spirits enough to stay....

Appetisers didn't appetise?

I wouldn't take it personally. If she got bored it's half her fault, as both parties need to put effort into a conversation to make it engaging.