By Chandra - 12/5/2019 10:00 - Canada - Brampton

Thank God it's Monday tomorrow

Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7802315 - Sunday 12 May 2019 17:28

Say, “I cannot spare a square. There isn’t a square to spare.” Make sure your voice is flinty.

By pins91 | 27

#7802303 - Sunday 12 May 2019 17:05

I don’t think this one deserves a udi OR the other one, this is just funny, and something I’d do too.

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By pins91 | 27

#7802303 - Sunday 12 May 2019 17:05

I don’t think this one deserves a udi OR the other one, this is just funny, and something I’d do too.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7802315 - Sunday 12 May 2019 17:28

Say, “I cannot spare a square. There isn’t a square to spare.” Make sure your voice is flinty.

melisssa87 | 30

#7802353 - Sunday 12 May 2019 21:16

You can’t spare 3 squares?

RichardPencil | 27

#7802360 - Sunday 12 May 2019 21:26

Not a single square! Not even a ply!

melisssa87 | 30

#7802361 - Sunday 12 May 2019 21:34

I will take one ply, one puny little ply, one measly ply

By mas12806 | 21

#7802318 - Sunday 12 May 2019 17:33

You don’t use tp to pee

bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7802325 - Sunday 12 May 2019 18:12

You do if you're female.

RichardPencil | 27

#7802328 - Sunday 12 May 2019 19:06

Also, guys don’t speak in the bathroom.

The fact the OP mentioned toilet paper made me think something was amiss.

Turns out, the OP was a miss.

melisssa87 | 30

#7802356 - Sunday 12 May 2019 21:18

What? Men don’t use toilet paper when peeing? How do they wipe their pee pee? Just tap it off?

RichardPencil | 27

#7802363 - Sunday 12 May 2019 21:40

Like Taylor Swift says, we “shake it off, shake, shake, shake it off!”

PhoenixChick | 26

#7802592 - Monday 13 May 2019 17:28

When you are using a garden hose and turn the water off, do you feel the need to towel off the hose?

melisssa87 | 30

#7802600 - Monday 13 May 2019 18:10

Well if I’m putting it in my underwear then yes please, it always drips a bit

Gubbon | 6

#7803052 - Wednesday 15 May 2019 7:30

Don't worry melissa, some men do use it.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 15

#7802334 - Sunday 12 May 2019 19:47

what u do toss the roll in the toilet then piss on it like htf do u go thru that much via a piss😂

AmbrosiaFan | 16

#7802350 - Sunday 12 May 2019 21:03

The OP is a female...

julfunky | 28

#7802358 - Sunday 12 May 2019 21:19

Who said the roll was full?