FML : timinator5000

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Timinator5000's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

2%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
Godlike spy - level 007
You're following 200 people

10%
Master spy - level Maxwell Smart
You're following 100 people

20%
Amateur spy - level Johnny English
You're following 50 people

40%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

49%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

40%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

86%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

58%
One of us!
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

20%

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Timinator5000's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LoveSick - / Wednesday 6 February 2019 04:00 /

Today was the first time my husband came since getting a vasectomy. Not a big deal except he did not tell me that it’s common for men to pass out the first time they cum after the surgery. I thought my husband died from cumming for a solid minute. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it