Deadly cocktail

By blame the maid - 13/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML
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It's amazing she's alive.

She must have been more sheltered than you knew if she didn't learn that lesson in Chemistry class.

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She must have been more sheltered than you knew if she didn't learn that lesson in Chemistry class.

Grumpy Jack 25

I did not learn that in chemistry class. Glad you did.

It's amazing she's alive.

My wife’s idiot mother does this all the time. She’s completely stupid and doesn’t realize she’s creating a deadly nerve agent.

You married her... that’s your mother too

Common sense is not all that common. Tell your gf if she wants to surprise you, she can hire a maid and boss her around.

my grandma did this once when she lived with me and my parents, my older sister walked into the bathroom after grandma had been cleaning the toilet and it was smoking 😶

always better to use small things you know well for a surprise than large ideas you do not. she could have hired a maid and taken credit, good surprise and you wouldn't need to know... or she could have baked a cake, bought ice cream... lots of things that don't include nerve gas.