Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
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Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
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nikkiandyou 0
hmmm, was the person like bald or osmething, or have like scalp wrinkles that made it look likes lips? funny....but like...so weird..i dont get how you could have mistaken it
24788 7
FHL, he had to meet you.
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invisiblerabbit 0
f u c k y o u
cmac86 24
oh that made my day. one of the few ones that has literally made me laugh out loud. you had a titanic size fail there!
Bleep_fml 0
I call fake. - Unless the guy was bald except for a patch of hair in the shape of a beard, how could you not notice the lack of facial features? - A cousin of mine worked in a clothing store and because she looks like a model, she had people stare at her every so often. If she noticed it, she turned and asked the person if she could help them instead of yelling "what's your problem!?". Why? Because most stores have a friendliness policy and if you're rude to a client, it may get you fired. If it's true, keep up that behaviour and you'll be able to look for a new job soon.
fireandice27 0
Well you know, the hair might have been a giveaway. Or if he was bald, perhaps the lack of a nose and mouth might have hinted that you weren't quite looking at his anterior side. Please don't ever choose a job that requires attention, like air traffic control or medicine or anything like that. Perhaps it might just be best if you work from home.
Trollkiller 0
fake fake 99% chances it's a fake 1% u have some kind of blindness
catmand0nt 0
That's just ****** stupid
joethebiden 8
So let me get this straight... you see a noseless, mouthless, chinless man, wearing his clothes backwards, and you don't notice anything strange besides being stared at? I think that explains why you work as a stock girl in a store. I'm guessing it's a Wal-Mart or K-Mart, too.
Kupokupupo 0
haha im gonna do that tomorrow
JanisEvans 10
You must be the dumbest person on the planet, OP...
rcjamie 0
that has two explanations...either your eyes work at 3 % or (and that is a much more likely possibility) you are a complete MORON! seriously, take your head out of your ass! (writing that I realized that it might have been the reason it happened)