Do you ever see something and think 'what the actual heck?' Because that's just creepy

The poor dear obviously forgot his pacifier. I always tend to stare aimlessly into space when I forget my binky too.

Maybe he thought you were very attractive? I'm sorry op, that must have been very unsettling.

And that's the last time you went to that new cafe

That's not too dissimilar to my own menu-reading process, so it could still go either way. I usually wear a prosthetic arm so I can blend in while sucking.

"How to be creepy 101" starring that guy!

Every time I want to comment something clever and I see Tripartita already has, I give up and lose hope in myself. (Muffled cries from behind every phone screen)

Should've bought him coffee, then bonded, then later on kissed him. Slowly moving your face closer to his, biting your lip, looking at his deep brown eyes, then at his lips.. The stubble on his chin, grab his chin with your left hand and slowly caress his face with your right. Slowly move to the back as you get ever so closely to his face.. Then place your hand in the back of his head pulling him close as you're about to connect faces, then very quickly turn his head with enough speed and force to snap it leaving him paralyzed or dead;)

I probably would have spit my coffee out all over the age laughing. I mean the absurdity of the situation.

At least you're attractive enough for someone to do that to you but that's ******* creepy. Fyl