Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
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nikkiandyou 0
hmmm, was the person like bald or osmething, or have like scalp wrinkles that made it look likes lips? funny....but like...so weird..i dont get how you could have mistaken it
24788 7
FHL, he had to meet you.
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RavishMe77 0
Does the back of his head have a nose and mouth as well? Professor Quirrell/Lord Voldemort complex perhaps?
dyingtolive77 0
she probably only saw him in her perif, and if he was bald then it would make a little but of sense. i just think its too wierd of a story to make up/.
dyingtolive77 0
bit*
cattoe7 0
okay.. i bet you don't last long at that job talking to customers like that and you're retarded could you not tell that wasn't his face? geeez
drybamboo 0
Cousin Itt doesn't actually exist in real life. The More You Know...
jtizzle123 0
didnt u notice there was hair covering his "face"?
iloveyou93 0
how can you confuse that? theres no nose or mouth, and hair....wtf?
Thecloak 0
HAIR! NO NOSE, MOUTH, CHIN, EARS, HAIR! THIS IS SO FAKE IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU. STOP MAKING UP SH!T AND GET A LIFE
james_wow 0
dumbass I bet u r blonde
DeathTaktiXz 0
well that's most probably fake, but funny anyways, i don't think its FML worthy though.:P