By doubleCoupon - 24/06/2014 18:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 470
You deserved it 5 549

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Wouldn't you rather curl up on the couch alone, binge eating discounted snacks and binge watching Netflix, instead of wasting time with a boyfriend? I know I would.

Keep your head up. There's somebody for you.

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Keep your head up. There's somebody for you.

I agree with #1 you will find the one OP. Do not give up, but also be cheerful for your friend. :)

Jesus has spoken.

Jesus has risen.

OP needs a coupon for a man.

u r right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's always eharmony, I hear great things about that! I agree with #1 though!!

Wouldn't you rather curl up on the couch alone, binge eating discounted snacks and binge watching Netflix, instead of wasting time with a boyfriend? I know I would.

I'd rather do all of that with a boyfriend, and I'm straight. Maybe I seem a little less so after this comment, but fuck I love cuddling, Netflix, and junk food!

Yeah I think all of that stuff is great to do, but it's better to do with someone.

@15 - Hit me up later, babycakes. ;) No homo.

Getting hit on by a pair of cats is great

@20 you don't like pussy?

@20 - The most relevant part being that they're cuddling, strengthening my first comment.

Nice you told an unoriginal joke about women's stereotypes, maybe next time tell a a joke about chocolate. Remember it's alright to joke about yourself as long as no one different does.

Who are you talking to, 38?

I'd rather binge fuck

#23 hey I said it was great lol

#53, you mean a marathon?...

You'll find someone eventually. In the meantime, at least you're saving money!

Life doesn't revolve around men/women. On the other hand, couponing is a very useful skill to have. I think you should be proud, OP.

yup proud proud proud and just proud

that's true but also, nobody likes a bragger.

Sometimes coupons are better than guys, anyway. I'm sure you'll find someone though. (: stay positive

I am a guy and I can confirm that indeed a lot of coupons are better than me. Like two for one burgers.

Any coupon that mentions tacos is way better than I am.

Coupons don't hog the duvet, or fart in bed! : - )

What do you mean sometimes?! ALWAYS!!!!

Hey! A lot of coupons save money! A lot of men is just complicated.

I vote this as best comment yet. :)

Don't worry, your time will come. You don't need every man to fall for you, you just need the right one. Quality over quantity!

I think OP is more a quantity over quality girl with all her couponing.

Maybe she has coupons for boyfriends

Coupons are our friends

Sounds like she's the one getting whos 'checked out'

enjoy your life being single coz the one intended for you will arrive at the right time