Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML
Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
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Im_An_FML_User 0
What did you do to make her think that?
mfmylifesrsly 30
Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..
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Comments (146)
cheskiiie 0
Lmao oh god, that old person needs to see a therapist or something.
seraphxchild 3
you sure?
Snafuusmc 12
tell her to do good deeds or else!
underpaid011 0
no, you are just the process server delivering the foreclosure notice :) why would she think Satan sent you??
lolyourlifesucks 5
how do you know you aren't?
VandalHeartX 0
Good point. OP, check your briefcase. If the inside is shining bright gold, you have her soul.
fawkingAye 0
you are a lot nicer than I am...
sweet_blue 3
I would have told her to shut up and croak already sorry but I hate old people
brycehostens 0
llmfao!!!!
pandapoopDX 0
i would of if i were you
FarSide 23
Kindly show two forms of government issued photo identification.
Iknoweverything 29
Don't you know the devil runs the government?
jenaandtyler4eva 0
tell her you are the devil and your bringing her below cause the devil wants her lmao