By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
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Im_An_FML_User 0

What did you do to make her think that?

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mfmylifesrsly 29

Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..

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cheskiiie 0

Lmao oh god, that old person needs to see a therapist or something.

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Snafuusmc 12

tell her to do good deeds or else!

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underpaid011 0

no, you are just the process server delivering the foreclosure notice :) why would she think Satan sent you??

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VandalHeartX 0

Good point. OP, check your briefcase. If the inside is shining bright gold, you have her soul.

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sweet_blue 3

I would have told her to shut up and croak already sorry but I hate old people

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FarSide 22

Kindly show two forms of government issued photo identification.

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Iknoweverything 29

Don't you know the devil runs the government?

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

tell her you are the devil and your bringing her below cause the devil wants her lmao

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