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By Anonymous - / Monday 7 January 2013 00:24 / United States - Boise
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  heliraptor  |  13

Or a bra. That's where my phone usually is.

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  waterkins  |  7

That's just a terrible idea, it'd probably fall down her shirt!

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  heliraptor  |  13

42 & 45, I didn't even notice. But come on, bras are so fucking convenient, it's like having a purse attached to your tits. You literally can't lose it.. Under most circumstances. And even if he didn't have the moobies to put in it, it's just all the more room to put other things.

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  heliraptor  |  13

Under the butt nut hut! They do make stash boxers though, which I suppose would be a more feasible option for him.

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  perdix  |  29

Bloody hell! Me and me mates at the pub were drinking our pints and nearly honked up our shepherd's pie when we saw this. What kind of bloke wears a vagina pack?!?!?! Blimey!

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  perdix  |  29

#56. I guess when I hit, you laugh WITH me; and when I miss, you laugh AT me. Hey, I'm not proud, I'll take both. Thanks!

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  Baustigt  |  40

I don't know about everyone else, 47, but as a salesperson I'm always disgusted when women pull wet, sweaty, crinkled bills from their cleavage and try to hand them to me. There is nothing pleasant about watching people rummage around inside their bras like they're freaking handbags.

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  happle  |  21

I agree with 85, it's pretty nasty. Plus, I don't know where those bills have been, not to mention my phone isn't the cleanest thing in the world. I don't want to have who-knows-what rubbed off all over my bra or boobs.

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  Sputnikspak  |  13

This, and the fact that I loathe carrying a purse, is the reason why I started buying men's pants. Because they have actual pockets. That you can fit things in. Like your wallet and keys and cellphone. A purse is also a real pain in the ass when you use crutches to get around (which I do, disabled, yay). I worked in retail for a long time (over ten years) and it is TOTALLY nasty to pull money out of your bra. I could understand tucking a couple bucks under the strap at your shoulder for an emergency or something, but actually IN the part of your bra where your tits go? That is one of the sweatiest areas on the female body. Might as well stash it in your armpit.

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Small children + important valuables = recipe for disaster. Though I do admit that some of my little cousins are doing remarkably advanced stuff on their iPods for their ages. It really depends on how old the kid was.

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  jewwybeanzzz  |  10

my little sister would have done an excellent job taking care of my phone. I've entrusted her with my expensive camera and such before. If anyone tried to take it she would put up one hell of a good fight

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  Faff  |  20

I dont think it depends on how old the kid is, but more on her personality. But despite that, giving your phone to your little cousin for safekeeping is just really dumb.

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  lmaouloser  |  5

12- the water could cause a problem too! D:

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  howdeedoo  |  22

Or poison oak?

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