I don't know about you, but Mine is usually filled with spaghetti.

Useful and stylish.

How bizarre. My fanny pack is usually filled with fans.

Or a bra. That's where my phone usually is.

That's just a terrible idea, it'd probably fall down her shirt!

Not sure OP wants to wear a bra... That might be a little strange considering he's a guy.

Need a place to keep those moobs...

42 - One word my friend: Moobs.

Yes, 37, next time OP definitely should bring a bra. That wouldn't be strange at all...

42 & 45, I didn't even notice. But come on, bras are so fucking convenient, it's like having a purse attached to your tits. You literally can't lose it.. Under most circumstances. And even if he didn't have the moobies to put in it, it's just all the more room to put other things.

Maybe if he needs some support for his massive ba-I'm not even going to finish that thought. I'm sorry folks.

Under the butt nut hut! They do make stash boxers though, which I suppose would be a more feasible option for him.

Bloody hell! Me and me mates at the pub were drinking our pints and nearly honked up our shepherd's pie when we saw this. What kind of bloke wears a vagina pack?!?!?! Blimey!

Perdix your comments are hit or miss but hit or miss they always make me laugh.

i like the way you think!!!

#56. I guess when I hit, you laugh WITH me; and when I miss, you laugh AT me. Hey, I'm not proud, I'll take both. Thanks!

Hey it's pretty weird; I usually love the comments perdix makes when he gets buried.

I agree with 85, it's pretty nasty. Plus, I don't know where those bills have been, not to mention my phone isn't the cleanest thing in the world. I don't want to have who-knows-what rubbed off all over my bra or boobs.

This, and the fact that I loathe carrying a purse, is the reason why I started buying men's pants. Because they have actual pockets. That you can fit things in. Like your wallet and keys and cellphone. A purse is also a real pain in the ass when you use crutches to get around (which I do, disabled, yay). I worked in retail for a long time (over ten years) and it is TOTALLY nasty to pull money out of your bra. I could understand tucking a couple bucks under the strap at your shoulder for an emergency or something, but actually IN the part of your bra where your tits go? That is one of the sweatiest areas on the female body. Might as well stash it in your armpit.

Mine is filled with gravy.

I don't even get why you ever get thumbed down. Everyone of your comments always makes me laugh!

The fanny pack will hold your stuff and bring all of the girls to the yard...

*proceeds to song "My Fanny Pack" by "Smosh"

haha yea .. op should have given the mission as deliver the phone safely to the car

His cousin was probably like, special mission my ass. Hold your own stuff cuzo!

Because the BIG cousin would have eaten it.

Some kids would've guarded his phone with their life. All depends on the kid!

Small children + important valuables = recipe for disaster. Though I do admit that some of my little cousins are doing remarkably advanced stuff on their iPods for their ages. It really depends on how old the kid was.

my little sister would have done an excellent job taking care of my phone. I've entrusted her with my expensive camera and such before. If anyone tried to take it she would put up one hell of a good fight

I dont think it depends on how old the kid is, but more on her personality. But despite that, giving your phone to your little cousin for safekeeping is just really dumb.

Ugh, that's supposed to be a question mark. I edited it but it didn't register.

She must be really young if she leaves a phone under a shrub

Pfft if I lost my phone I would not get another. I would have to pay for my new one and pay it monthly

Hey I agree. It could be one of those stories everyone laughs about in time. Maybe.

Too bad it isn't funny though.

Bunnies feel safe in the shrubs.

12- the water could cause a problem too! D:

no way! I do too!

63 - Are you kidding me?

Or poison oak?

I don't believe you understood the pun.

Was it under an apple tree?

That's a good possibility. Should iPhone the OP and ask?

Only if you have the minutes, if not maybe try face to Facetime

9 - I HTC what you did there! OP, if your sister wanted the phone to be safe, she should have kept it in her palm.

9 - I HTC what you did there! OP, if your sister wanted the phone to be safe, she should have kept it in her palm.