Who is happier, though?

By Anonymous - 02/08/2022 04:00

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Today, up until now, my baby sister has happily had over 100 sexual partners and has never had an STI or gotten pregnant. I had sex once in college, got pregnant with twins, caught syphilis ,and none of the men in our town ever looked at me sexually again. It’s been 17 years since I had sex that one time. FML
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Bogrbon 27

Condoms, my friend. It’s all about condoms.

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Crowned Sataness 12

yeah if you haven't had sex in 17 years, it's not the twins or the syphilis. you should have met plenty of people by now that doesn't know about the STI

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Bogrbon 27

Condoms, my friend. It’s all about condoms.

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Crowned Sataness 12

yeah if you haven't had sex in 17 years, it's not the twins or the syphilis. you should have met plenty of people by now that doesn't know about the STI

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RichardPencil 30

Obviously, you are much better at sex than she is. She must be doing it wrong.

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Iifa 7

Is there a chance she used condoms and you didn't? Also 17 years how?, Like okay maybe you live in a small town of less than 1000 people, but really 17 yrs has had tinder, plenty of fish, OkCupid, chatrooms, touchscreen phones, so many new clubs and support groups have been kick started and you never found one for you? Sti and twins don't last 17 years, maybe just maybe it isn't about you having twins and sti (unless you market yourself like this nobody knows your family status, age and medical history) and it's about you being comparative and judgemental, bitter on life not being fair to you.

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Marcella1016 31

Lmao “twins don’t last 17 years”

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Liam Rowley 17

Now she’s gonna get laid on here 🤣

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Jon Tessler 14

maybe move to a different town

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