Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML
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Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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cheesecake_love 0
Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.
Shadic 0
Moronic friends for the lose.
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Comments (150)
Caayouteepie 0
ahahha you got ruffed.
gonzolove 0
Superman's overrated.
look_n_laugh 0
either your friend need to be steralized or this is fake.... why would she asksomeone else to hold onto your phone when she was already holding onto it?
bosshaug 0
Ahaha I modded this one yes
jbo300 0
4th
Caayouteepie 0
#4... or #18. either one.
violentturtle 0
That doesn't make sense. Why would your friend do that? Employees don't just sit around holding things for people.
besad_fml 0
I love superman I've been going on it since I was 8 or 9! but I hate waiting in line for it, And I always put mine in a bag near the exit. havnt had it stolen yet.
Chfanfiction 0
It's called Bizarro now. Fake.
mittensbum16 0
not at the six flags that the op is referring to. still called superman. you're fake.
widad_xoxo 0
wow your friend is dumb.
fawcett 3
lol wow
breadymills 0
lol, great america is a baddd place to lose ur fone, but YDI for giving it to a random stranger leaving the ride, they do have a area for your personal belongings thats WATCHED by the employees BTW iv ridden that exact ride multiple times and never got my fone stolen YTFDI
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
That doesn't even make sense, the OP never gave her phone to a random stranger, it clearly states that she gave it to a friend. It is obviously not the OP's fault since her friend was the one who gave the phone away.
hither 0
She gave it to a friend not a random stranger....
breadymills 0
#55 & #56: sorry, i misread the story, totally my bad >.
mcinnesandrew 6
At 55 ignore my ignorance but what's an "OP"
Cathrin 26
OP=Original Poster. i.e. the one who wrote the FML