Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
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Top comments
xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
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Comments (244)
gracehi 33
I don't see why you guys are going off on this kid. What he said is factual: not everybody gets a big chest. Maybe I'm just missing it, but it doesn't seem to me that he's criticizing OP, but rather pointing out how stupid that guy is for being surprised that a woman with small breasts exists.
droln4maltesers 8
You may have small boobs but he has an even small IQ!
Googolman 29
Shove some balloons in there, put on a fake beard, and you'll be fine.
thejellycar 3
Lol
Szaszaspasz 26
Don't worry, I can never get hired at Hooter's due to my physical attributes. You won't have to buy expensive bras; get a sore back; have straps cut into your shoulders. Don't be hard on yourself. That guy sounds like an asshole.
jessi_sunshine 26
He probably had a small dick. Karma works in funny ways, you know? Guys love breasts, small or not; no girl wants to sleep with a guy with a small penis. I'd say you're lucky. :)
fuzz97 23
I'm honestly baffled as to how you came to the conclusion that he has a small penis
iHeartRKO 5
I agree with everybody on this thread. It's not right for a guy to be judgmental. It's not like us girls walk around judging a guy on their package.
wagne057 6
I love girls with small boobs! Don't take what that assbag said personal
bread2toast 0
I do too! I hate people that care. A lot of the guys in my school are assholes.
fuzz97 23
124 - "her"?
Neligee 9
Don't be sad about it :|