Today, as I have been the past week, I've was sent to fix my coworker's fuck-ups in his new area, and help him out as I know it. I then needed help in his old area, and got told to suck it up and figure it out. I've been doing this a year, he's been doing it for 5 years FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was leaving for a 2-week vacation after working my ass off for 2 years, my area manager handed me a project. It's a 3-week job, and he told me he needs it when I get back. FML
Teamwork works
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Monday Monday, so good to me…
Today, my 73 year-old coworker has made a mountain of work for me to plough through due to her incompetence. I had to work through over 400 emails, since she thought unplugging the router would help, and in doing so, I have picked up on hundreds of mistakes she has made with clients, and had to apologise to each one. FML
Checkpoint Charlie
Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML
It's usually the opposite
Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML
Don't date coworkers
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Six weeks for nowt
Today, I got in trouble at work because the person whom I trained, and had done everything correctly with no mistakes, and said he was comfortable being on his own when I asked, was screwing it all up over the course of 6 weeks. When I asked him, he said, "I think my way is better than yours." FML
Hotdesking sucks
Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML
Slackers
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Suit yourself, but I know what I'm talking about
Today, a colleague told me not to "tell him how to do his job." I used to have his position three years ago, and he took over from me. FML
Top comments
ojosRojos 28
Don’t help him again until he helps you with something. Give and take.
timinator5000 28
Tell your boss your coworker isn't doing their job. Then stop doing their job for them.
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hereforfmls 17
next time tell them no that it isn't fair for them to get help and not you or sabotage them
ojosRojos 28
Don’t help him again until he helps you with something. Give and take.
timinator5000 28
Tell your boss your coworker isn't doing their job. Then stop doing their job for them.
Mungolikecandy 19
It is a reciprocal process, next time he wants help tell him that as he said to you suck it up.
toodamntall 9
You should stop helping him, OP. Chances are he's actively choosing not to learn the ropes, and thus ******* up, because knows you'll come along to fix the issue for him.
jojolovesyou134 17
turns out he was ******* the boss' wife and supplying drugs to most the company