Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
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Top comments
xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
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Comments (244)
sajupt 17
They will grow... Hopefully
TheSasmaster 9
I thought I was the only one who noticed that! :o
cjrand 7
You should've looked at his package and told him you were thinking the same thing
FatKidsJiggle 2
There's going to be shitheads from both genders in HS. keep your head high and don't let them get to you
carminecris89 13
He's a dick. Milla Jovovich is one of the most beautiful models ever and she's flat, so is Mila Kunis, Boa Kwon, Gwen Stefani, Kristen Stewart, Namie Amuro...see I can go on. Those girls I listed are all stunning adults who are flat. He's a douche, don't let this get to you. Looking your age has nothing to do with your breasts.
The_F3rris 11
Wow...most those women are B cups...just sayin.
BADappilka 6
Lol don't worry I'm only 5'2 and I am 17 but I would give anything to get rid of my **** -.- back hurts like a mother ******
Llama_Face89 34
Itty bitty titty committee
sturnbull 1
Hahahahhhaha
StephLovesYouuxo 1
He's a jerk, don't listen to him.
nellienufflenew 5
That's what boob jobs are for :)