Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
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Top comments
xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
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Comments (244)
nvo 6
Small boobs are sexy ... and at 16, they might very well be growing a little longer. In any case, hold your head up high and don't let one fool walk over your confidence
andrizzel 6
I get that a lot too! Itty bitty titty committee:3
ravenevercross 19
I prefer girls with small chests. Don't worry about it OP. Your personality is all that should matter. If that's not good enough, then you deserve better. That guy is just shallow.
crzysam96 7
I feel your pain
DeadxManxWalking 27
Big boobs are good to look at but I'd prefer a girl with smaller boobs.
tommygunkid 4
What is everyone bitching about him judging her body type, she had big boobs for her age apparently calm the **** down
Helldemon 32
Actually they are to small, which is why he thought she was to young to be in High School.
banananread112 5
That happened to me too.. It sucks.
DidUrMom_Twice 6
I dnt need more then a mouthfull
smartjingle 11
Calmly repeat with a casual glance at his crotch. ;) haha
usernameistina 4
Don't worry,you haven't gone through the puberty yet. I am old enough and with small chest,but like to say"it is probably genetic my father！“XD