Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
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xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
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Comments (244)
Wii624 5
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! XD
KarmaSucks96 3
Haha this is totally me ! :( but I learned to get over it , don't let one comment set you off !
hatemyluck 15
I hated high school. People constantly picked on me about the same thing all the time, but don't let what one guy said get to you. He's not even worth knowing and your body is perfect. There are plenty of beautiful women without large chests because you don't need big ones to be pretty.
wildsweetchild 19
Don't mind that guy...he's not the first and not the last idiot in this world...unfortunately. P.s. just a quick question OP..is there a difference between a regular second and a long second? ;) just asking...
gc327072 31
You can't expect a great comment from a 14 yr old with a son. But yea, just because you hate pancake-chested girls doesn't give you the right to go off on them. Especially not to their face. Op, should've slapped him.
Marrach 7
16 A-Cup.. Oh those silly genes mixed with your fathers. Frisky critters. Lol. FYL
ElricMustang 23
Shoulda sad exactly what your name is, slapped him, and called him a perv. Or looked down at his pants and said "touché"
greenwich1945 13
Except that isn't what touché means. You use touché when you're having a discussion with someone and they make a point which you absolutely cannot deny, even though it goes against your argument. It's like a 'yeah, fair enough'. So what OP would be doing is agreeing with the douchebag!
liv_graham 7
It's ok, like no one at my highschool has boobs
LordVader789 3
Ive done something similar to that before and regret doing it now...
Kellsey 0
Same here, just ignore guys like that. They aren not worth your time.
Calingaladha 21
Don't worry, having big boobs sucks. It's almost impossible to find bras that fit without a specialty store...and they cost an arm, a leg, and a breast...
The_F3rris 11
You've obviously never tried shopping for an A-cup bra. Well when you do EVENTUALLY find a decent looking bra thats size A, it never fits right (like a gap between boob and pad for example). So you end up choosing between a nice bra that dont fit, or one that does fit but is bottom of the pile left overs.
Calingaladha 21
No, but I do know it's really hard to find DDD... Especially trying to get a sports bra for basic training...I had to order online.