Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
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xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
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Comments (244)
stitesy29 18
HA! You're flat!
stitesy29 18
Women are like rocks. We skip the flat ones. And ignore the fat ones.
The_F3rris 11
Are you trying to compensate for something? Something you dont have? Down THERE.....
SecretSunlight 1
Aww, I'm sorry. Don't worry, I'm almost 17 and people are still mistaking me for a 12 year old =(
dixiefoxx 22
Yeah, one of my friends told me I look like a 12 year old, and I'm 16 :(
ktc24 3
Hahahaha I guessed you'd be from Australia! Gotta love our country and the people in it!
BerryPrincess 11
Today everybody thought I'm a freshman because I'm shorter than most of them, so I know the feeling...
roxyartist 8
What an ass.
WithinEPICA 4
your username had me dying.
sykout 5
….......................what the ****?
matsusakiyuki 2
well, I was thought to be 12 by the staff of the school cafe for the whole freshmen year of my college life
QueenSaru 28
It scares me that this happened AT SCHOOL. Buddy must be seriously dense to think some twelve year old just happened to what? Wander into a high school? Carrying books?
matsusakiyuki 2
My high school require all students to wear school uniforms so it wasn't that bad actually...but ever since I left high school, everyone began to question my real age...
QueenSaru 28
Haha, same. I'm 28, but most days I'm lucky if I look over 16/17, so not only do I get carded for absolutely everything, I get the stink-eye if I'm in a mall/store during the day on my days off because people assume I'm skipping class or something. XD