Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
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xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
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nchov523 11
Juniors!! Wooooo!!! I say the same thing about 7th graders at my school. The freshmen are actually pretty big this year.
twofirstnames 12
I'm a junior too and our freshmen are really short as well. I didn't know our school wasn't the only one. Must be a generation thing..
FML_14u2c 14
Some people are late bloomers. A friend of mine was an "A" cup at 16 -- but by 18, she blossomed into a natural "D". Strange how that works. Some girls are wearing DD bras at 14 years of age. That's crazy!
KiddNYC1O 22
That's wonderful!
Calingaladha 21
Wow, really?
sumbum95 15
That happend to me before & it was really emabarassing. You should just be happy with your self :) I gained some confidence & I'm happy the way I am :)
MarilynI 9
What a douche bag..
friscosoonerkid 3
I know, when I was a freshmen, all the sophomores looked like full grown adults, but now i'm a junior and the sophomores look like elementary kids.
friscosoonerkid 3
I'm a male in my junior year and at 17 years of age and every time my mom starts talking to some random person at the store they think i'm a middle schooler. I also get carded everyday when I go off campus for lunch since freshmen & sophomores aren't allowed off campus, just take it as a compliment, it just means you will look younger for longer and live longer. It also depends on when you hit puberty, I didn't hit it till I was thirteen.
gczizza1997 15
You should've looked at his pants and said "same"
alwayswinning123 7
Guys can be such assholes
PrincessesCrown 17
27- that would be me. I'm a freashman this year, and as I was walking in school a teacher asked if I needed help finding the middle school. She thought I was a sixth grader. By the way I'm only 5foot.