Miscellaneous: Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old...

By phatkroger10 - 10/04/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML

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By UTRejected - 21/11/2014 13:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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By hatemylife - 19/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

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Addicted to the anticipation

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 07:59 - United States - Verona

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, I had to hear my housemate complain about an order being delayed. The last couple of orders took two months to arrive, and she decided to order yet again from that company, so she checks daily and I have to hear about it. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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Donut eat this

By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 21:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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dumpweedx 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:49

That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

kika_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

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dumpweedx 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:49

That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

michael32123 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:26

I've noticed alot of comments where ppl get the gender of OP wrong.... the gender is right at the top next to the name dumbshits. stop being asshats and called OP gay or lesbian. learn to read motherfuckers

wdcthree 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:52

baahahaha

nutella4life 14

Tuesday 16 June 2015 6:01

the shipment and stuff like that.

mf_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:53

HAHAHAHAHA, AWESOME.

kika_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

fmlalldayxxx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:46

wait what insensitive she or he helped him

talbot008 0

Friday 9 April 2010 22:20

I agree ^ he was just trying to be nice

tounces7 27

Monday 30 September 2013 3:51

OBVIOUSLY the OP was talking about the customers patience, not their life span. They weren't being rude, they simply didn't realize the other implication of what they were saying at first.

Seegtease 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:56

Your fault, but awesome! Rudeness under the guise of encouragement!

anonymous100000 17

Sunday 11 January 2015 7:00

who even says that? regardless of them being elderly, who says that in general? YDI big time

asub3292 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:58

So today i bought cookie dough from this sweet girl. she told me that it would take 4 weeks so i said i can wait. shen then said "hope you can make it." FML

hk_fml 9

Friday 10 April 2009 9:59

LOL this made me laugh so hard awesome.

fALLyl 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:07

That's awesome! Bw, #5, you suck and are not at all funny :)

Bella_x 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:19

LMFAO! duude that sucks haha you really stepped in it

TeenTiger 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:41

More the **** their life, you prick. I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life if they do not make it.

Metzler31 17

Monday 29 March 2010 3:21

damn! overreaction much? he didn't mean anything by it...

Blanadestroyer 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:49

4 weeks & one cookie dough later: "Today, I went to sell the cookie dough again to the same old folks house I had been to a month ago, where I accidentally offended this nice lady by expressing my hope she would make it till I come back. Turned out she didn't - she got so upset her heart broke later that evening. FML." The lesson: go get her flowers right now and think of decent apology - before you open your mouth though, double check what you're going to say this time or let us approve it first.