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That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O
baahahaha
the shipment and stuff like that.
HAHAHAHAHA, AWESOME.
I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.
wait what insensitive she or he helped him
I agree ^ he was just trying to be nice
Your fault, but awesome! Rudeness under the guise of encouragement!
So today i bought cookie dough from this sweet girl. she told me that it would take 4 weeks so i said i can wait. shen then said "hope you can make it." FML
LOL this made me laugh so hard awesome.
That's awesome! Bw, #5, you suck and are not at all funny :)
LMFAO! duude that sucks haha you really stepped in it
4 weeks & one cookie dough later: "Today, I went to sell the cookie dough again to the same old folks house I had been to a month ago, where I accidentally offended this nice lady by expressing my hope she would make it till I come back. Turned out she didn't - she got so upset her heart broke later that evening. FML." The lesson: go get her flowers right now and think of decent apology - before you open your mouth though, double check what you're going to say this time or let us approve it first.
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That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O
I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.