FML : Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd...

Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By phatkroger10 - / Friday 10 April 2009 00:16 / United States

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By dumpweedx | 0

#98592 - Friday 10 April 2009 9:49

That's horrible. :/

PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

By kika_fml | 0

#98605 - Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

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By dumpweedx | 0

#98592 - Friday 10 April 2009 9:49

That's horrible. :/

PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

michael32123 | 0

#837030 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:26

I've noticed alot of comments where ppl get the gender of OP wrong.... the gender is right at the top next to the name dumbshits. stop being asshats and called OP gay or lesbian. learn to read motherfuckers

wdcthree | 0

#1110547 - Monday 19 July 2010 18:52

baahahaha

nutella4life | 14

#6322128 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 6:01

the shipment and stuff like that.

By mf_fml | 0

#98600 - Friday 10 April 2009 9:53

HAHAHAHAHA, AWESOME.

By kika_fml | 0

#98605 - Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

fmlalldayxxx | 0

#826385 - Friday 5 February 2010 4:46

wait what insensitive she or he helped him

talbot008 | 0

#976933 - Friday 9 April 2010 22:20

I agree ^ he was just trying to be nice

tounces7 | 21

#5695555 - Monday 30 September 2013 3:51

OBVIOUSLY the OP was talking about the customers patience, not their life span. They weren't being rude, they simply didn't realize the other implication of what they were saying at first.

By Seegtease | 0

#98608 - Friday 10 April 2009 9:56

Your fault, but awesome! Rudeness under the guise of encouragement!

anonymous100000 | 17

#6169212 - Sunday 11 January 2015 7:00

who even says that? regardless of them being elderly, who says that in general? YDI big time

By asub3292 | 0

#98614 - Friday 10 April 2009 9:58

So today i bought cookie dough from this sweet girl. she told me that it would take 4 weeks so i said i can wait. shen then said "hope you can make it." FML

By hk_fml | 9

#98616 - Friday 10 April 2009 9:59

LOL
this made me laugh so hard
awesome.

By fALLyl | 0

#98629 - Friday 10 April 2009 10:07

That's awesome!

Bw, #5, you suck and are not at all funny :)

By Bella_x | 0

#98638 - Friday 10 April 2009 10:19

LMFAO! duude that sucks haha you really stepped in it

By TeenTiger | 0

#98656 - Friday 10 April 2009 10:41

More the fuck their life, you prick. I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life if they do not make it.

Metzler31 | 17

#970274 - Monday 29 March 2010 3:21

damn! overreaction much? he didn't mean anything by it...

By Blanadestroyer | 0

#98666 - Friday 10 April 2009 10:49

4 weeks & one cookie dough later:

"Today, I went to sell the cookie dough again to the same old folks house I had been to a month ago, where I accidentally offended this nice lady by expressing my hope she would make it till I come back. Turned out she didn't - she got so upset her heart broke later that evening. FML."

The lesson: go get her flowers right now and think of decent apology - before you open your mouth though, double check what you're going to say this time or let us approve it first.