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Well, you know you've truly recovered when you can walk into a bar, and stay there through the night without even feeling temptation. Seems like you've got some way to go, but you can get there eventually. It's an incredible feeling to overcome an addiction - better than the feeling of whatever you were addicted to in the first place. Stay strong OP, it'll all be worth it in the end.

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Dude, he's been sober a month. Alcoholics who have been sober for ten YEARS will drink when put in a situation like that. It's like smoking crack rock around someone who's been off the pipe for a month. They're gonna want a hit. (I'm assuming. Crack sounds disgusting.) Edit: didn't fully read your comment. Just skimmed it. My bad. Well it all goes the same for anyone saying its fine for him to go visit the bar right now.

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23- What a great username for such a statement, but indeed, overcoming obstacles is very satisfying and I'm sure addictions are even more satisfying to conquer.

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34- So you use to drink at your birthday parties when you were younger? Hmmm... I bet you're parents were the 'cool' ones. Party at lifeguardd's house!

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Saw that quick edit 41. Good save. But I'm only going to a party at his house if there's a pool. And and air castle. And lots of alcohol. And a clown making balloon animals. And maybe a petting zoo.

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Well shit, I'm sorry guys, looks like Lifeguardd just got banned tonight in one fell swoop for telling me to go fuck myself, and then saying something else rude when I gave a reasonable rebuttal. Looks like we won't be having a party at his place after all. :/

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Beer : its been a while ehh jonny. Jonny : mnn Beer : drink meeeeee drink meeee. Jonny : ...why the fuck is the beer talking to me. Ive been sober a month damnit. Dx

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"GF and BF sitting together bf drinks beer And says I love u, the GF blushes and says is that u or the beer talking? The bf says its me talking...to my beer"

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43- damn you caught me, I didn't even see his reply and haha lifeguardd got erased, isn't fun to be immature sometimes...no, just me?

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34- Not everyone is happy and nice when they are drinking, most of my family members are alcoholics.. So have some respect!

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Actually, that comment was pretty ignorant. I have no idea what you're going through, OP, but stay strong.

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They're crafty as shit. They do it in two's to fuck with us. Half Life, Portal, Left For Dead... I'm not sure why?

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Team fortress, all i know is they are probably the best though seeing as they never stop updating their games. Tf2 is close to 10 years old and its still getting updated and its also free on steam. Valve is the shit I do like other games i just wish publishers like activision would go to hell

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L4d and portal were probably some of the best games I played. L4d vs. is still my favorite online game.

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Actually 36 there was a typo in the FML. After "Today," there is 2 spaces instead of 1. Not that big a deal, but still a typo

Good thinking. Get drunk and you won't remember a damn thing :) Jk dude but he's just testing you duh

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Wow, really? You think that because bars sell non-alcoholics drinks that a recovering alcoholic should be fine going there? He's going to be sitting in a room where almost everyone else is drinking, and the wall behind the bar is a display of hard liquor bottles illuminated to show them off. Bad.Idea.

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I think some people accidentally select the "you deserved it" option when they intend to open the FML to see comments.

By  Amrel

Did they offer AA handbooks as coasters at this bar? Did you also try to steal a Police officers horse?

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Oh mu gad! Wheres MrMisfit? This FML is his calling. We need a misfit here, and his comments

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