Animals, Transportation, Dogs and Poopoo peepee: Morning surprise - FML

Morning surprise

By Anonymous - 20/10/2022 22:00 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, I woke up and got ready for class. I let the dogs outside while I got ready, then brought them back in. As I was putting my shoes on, I felt something warm and mushy. One of my dogs had pooped in my shoe right as I was leaving. I missed the city bus and was late. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 21 October 2022 5:26

Sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation. (Meaning of Life confirmed -- check.)

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 21 October 2022 5:26

Sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation. (Meaning of Life confirmed -- check.)

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