Today, I accidentally called my friend by the wrong name. She's no longer speaking to me, because she thinks I have absolutely zero respect for her, and don’t care about her at all. In reality, she just looks exactly like the person whose name I called her by. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, my best friend sent me a postcard. She’s been calling me by my nickname for so long that she wrote the wrong name on it. FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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rgkkk 17
Wasn't a friend.
Royal Sataness 4
she wasn't a friend. she was looking for any excuse at all to bail
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rgkkk 17
Wasn't a friend.
Royal Sataness 4
she wasn't a friend. she was looking for any excuse at all to bail
RichardPencil 32
Way to go, Karen.
diraven 15
Just tell her you have a drinking problem. That works all the time when I call my wife by the name of some other chick I'm banging behind her back.
Someweirdhobo 12
She probably was a terrible friend anyway. I called my friend the wrong name once, so he called me the wrong name. It was a girls name, so I called him the feminine version of the wrong name, he called me a bitch, I called him an ass, and our female friend who was standing nearby called us idiots. We told her to shut up because we couldn't argue it. We all laughed. That's how friends act