FML : Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I...

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Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By artmfanforever / Wednesday 22 September 2010 20:39 / United States

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By Thoko_fml | 0

#1443465 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:20

Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.

By Illyssa_fml | 4

#1443486 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:22

Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)

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By scribz | 0

#1443429 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:17

well. looks like someone needs to learn to keep spare keys under the door mat!

Astroman129 | 7

#1443457 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:19

I disagree with #1. Doormats are popular spots for hiding spare keys and such. Do it in a more secluded area.

pinkpillowz | 0

#1443523 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:26

wouldn't your house be easier? unless you have alarms...

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1443540 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:27

what about the top of the floor mat? If there was a thief trying to break in, when they lift the mat the key can fly away.

Astroman129 | 7

#1443582 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:31

14, he'd probably see the key first. And even if he didn't, he'd still probably hear it when it hits something.

Shaggy_92 | 5

#1443591 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:32

yea and then they can hear it clinging and get it... = they brake in. personally I'd shoot someone if they broke in. hide it under a rock or bury it deep enuf to where it's no noticeable and easy to get to

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1443708 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:44

just buy a huge German Shepard then. problem solved.

EricErection69 | 0

#1443712 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:45

like I'd pick on the top of the door

rudiznell | 0

#1444666 - Thursday 23 September 2010 2:20

that's a lie beacuase they can disable the code system :P

Fentown_fml | 4

#1444851 - Thursday 23 September 2010 2:54

You have a terrible ear for sarcasm 22 :P

KingDingALing | 9

#1445232 - Thursday 23 September 2010 3:57

What the fuck are you talking about, 22? Flying keys? Shit, I'd love to know what you're smoking...

KingDingALing | 9

#1445243 - Thursday 23 September 2010 3:59

Shit! I meant 14, not 22.

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1445410 - Thursday 23 September 2010 4:35

Harry potter? WTF? ok!??
people do have bad ears sarcasm..

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1445432 - Thursday 23 September 2010 4:39

*for

the101dan | 0

#1445442 - Thursday 23 September 2010 4:41

22 - you're a fkn douche...

Astroman129 | 7

#1445547 - Thursday 23 September 2010 5:00

87- so true.

legonut6 | 0

#1445610 - Thursday 23 September 2010 5:15

YDI for being stupid and not having AAA!

gibby1235 | 6

#1445656 - Thursday 23 September 2010 5:27

really. 

wasup21 | 0

#1445659 - Thursday 23 September 2010 5:27

how can you lock yourself out of your house without the keys?

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1445772 - Thursday 23 September 2010 5:50

get a thin tree branch and put it down the window bay. not that I would know

ManBearP1g | 0

#1445917 - Thursday 23 September 2010 6:15

What about a fake rock?

talim_fml | 3

#1446086 - Thursday 23 September 2010 7:06

Lots of houses have locks that lock from the inside without needing a key.

the_flirtt | 0

#1446138 - Thursday 23 September 2010 7:36

I'm guessing you picked car ?

MichieBabiie | 0

#1446189 - Thursday 23 September 2010 7:58

Well, I say you go into your house because if you break into the car you still need the house keys.

hayleybayy | 0

#1446246 - Thursday 23 September 2010 8:15

if you break into your car you still have to break into your house. so just break into your house and get the car keys :)

bosskidz20 | 2

#1446552 - Thursday 23 September 2010 9:33

leaving the key in the car is good because no one could steal your car key.

kitgurl100 | 0

#1450369 - Friday 24 September 2010 5:09

I don't understand, wouldn't your house keys be with your car keys? I keep me house and car key on the same ring:/

covertsofasquad | 0

#1453117 - Friday 24 September 2010 20:34

your fckin retarded aren't you?

kitgurl100 | 0

#1457694 - Saturday 25 September 2010 21:58

163- I was talking to the people who were saying that she would have to break into the house if she broke into her car first, so shut the fuck up you dumbass

OhzTP | 7

#5304618 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 10:26

Well that escalated quickly

By Bartimaeus | 7

#1443435 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:17

That sucks

ImaBmyLonurTees | 0

#1446451 - Thursday 23 September 2010 9:15

I'm surprised they let retards drive...

By Thoko_fml | 0

#1443465 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:20

Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.

rockyraccoon28 | 8

#1443773 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:53

my thoughts exactly.

Hoplaka | 0

#1445395 - Thursday 23 September 2010 4:31

But the house may have a security system. :P And the car.. might have one too.

By Peacemaker9 | 7

#1443473 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:21

what a bust op!!!

By ClaireBear9087 | 0

#1443480 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:21

i vote car

NuMuzik | 0

#1443497 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:23

I'll will go with both...if you gonna do one might as well do both

ClaireBear9087 | 0

#1443525 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:26

very true!

Dudeitsnuri | 0

#1446396 - Thursday 23 September 2010 9:09

I say house cuz if he breaks into his car he will only get his car keys but no house keys but if he breaks into the house he will get house keys and spare for the carkeys so It will cost him less money

FallenNevermorE | 0

#2282730 - Saturday 2 April 2011 21:10

my thoughts exactly :p

By Illyssa_fml | 4

#1443486 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:22

Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)

EmoKidsSayRawr | 0

#1443644 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:38

smarty :p

JustinKingr | 0

#1443687 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:42

.....it says the house keys are in the car

Telinaa | 0

#1443777 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:53

It says the house keys are in the house.
Read it again, Einstein. c:

venusvsmars | 2

#1443780 - Thursday 23 September 2010 1:53

"I realized I locked my house keys inside the house"

88yasha | 7

#1444710 - Thursday 23 September 2010 2:28

hahaha u all smart ones!!

Zhu8 | 5

#1445777 - Thursday 23 September 2010 5:51

what If he has a Garage door opener?

shakethat | 10

#1446771 - Thursday 23 September 2010 10:50

what's the garage door opener going to do when the door is locked? he needs inside the house not just in the garage. I lock my doors everyday.

Kanvis78 | 0

#1446820 - Thursday 23 September 2010 11:29

130 , not so bright, eh? Most garages open into kitchens or laundry rooms, etc. . Open garage = access to inside of house. You must be homeless. I apologize.