Catch 22

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
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Go file a complaint against this jerk. His daughter is not his property and he has no right to treat you that way. And then you can talk to your friend.

Does he know? Because maybe you should inform him so he doesn't get unrealistic expectations.

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Does he know? Because maybe you should inform him so he doesn't get unrealistic expectations.

your being gay, does not prevent her from falling in love with you. time to talk to her, and figure out some way to keep your friendship, while dealing with her feelings of unrequited love.

Go file a complaint against this jerk. His daughter is not his property and he has no right to treat you that way. And then you can talk to your friend.

You don't choose who you fall in love with. So even if she knows, you being gay is not an valid argument...

He put you in a headlock?? What an A-hole....