By Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States
  Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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  Igor_g5  |  0

I figured out what she was trying to say but she didn't do a very good job of saying it. The main problem was that she said when was AT St Patricks day. remove the at and its understandable.

  polysyllabist  |  3

Budget cuts due to the declining leprechaun economy required double rainbows to converge and utilize the same end, thus requiring a single leprechaun and a single pot of gold. With 50% of their workforce laid off, stocks rose and the rainbow execs then awarded themselves another couple billion in bonuses.

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

It's pretty easy to see what he/she meant. "at Patrick's" is what comes out when you hit the a instead of the s in "St"

Simple. Could have even been autocorrected. It wasn't hard to read or figure out.

  Sirin_fml  |  46

Yep, it really isn't in anybody's best interest for this MissBunny25 vs Kykyshay vs jess6blondie9 vs the world thing to continue, trust me on that. Calm down, chill out. :-)

  MissBunny25  |  0

it's okay :) all is forgotten. dude I told you sirin was the best mod in the world. she's like that pink good witch of the north on the wizard of oz. OMG thats who she reminds me of :0 holy shit.

  matt1990  |  0

@12.. im not really a grammar nazi, but when u add 17 extra same letters to a word, i just have to let my guard down, and say stfu cuz ur an idiot..grow up