By fwebles - United Kingdom
Today, I woke up and went to go have a shower. The trouble is, my bedroom door is broken and will no longer open. My mother's idea of helping was pushing a note under the door saying she'll be back in a couple of hours. FML
fwebles tells us more :
Bonjour, I am the person who wrote this FML and I thought I would clarify for you guys. The door broke overnight. I went to turn the handle but the mechanism is broken so it didn't move the little metal bit out of the wall (technical terms eh? :P). The hinges were on the other side of the door, and I didn't have anything with which to unscrew them anyway. I resorted to escaping through my window and climbing off my roof. :)
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By  metrockick10  |  0

Jesus Christ, just because the doorknob was broken it doesn't mean the whole damn door needed to be replaced. As said above, OP resolved the issue by taking a header out the window (OK, not exactly) and then they're not making mom or dad foot the bill for an entirely new door and doorknob when only the doorknob needs to be replaced and can be purchased for $10 at the local Home Depot. Talk about overkill.

  missey_jey  |  0

lol i was thinking that except when the mom couldnt open the door she just figured it was locked or something.... then was just like ok she just wants her privacy and wrote the note and left or something
but op that sucks! but unless your mom did it on purpose im guessing she felt really bad when she got home

By  Brave_Sir_Robin  |  4

true, but it's much more fun trying to break down your own door and possibly breaking some of your own body parts in the process. The "two birds with one stone" concept.

By  Sekococo  |  0

OP this is what you do get a camra and point it at the the door. Document every fail attempt to open/ break the door open. then youtube it :D

take *1 - a fly kick that left you on the floor
take*2 - a head ram to the door
take*3 - throwing large objects at the door
take*4 - pissong on the door and apologizing about abuse