By fwebles - 26/01/2010 09:23 - United Kingdom
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Bonjour, I am the person who wrote this FML and I thought I would clarify for you guys. The door broke overnight. I went to turn the handle but the mechanism is broken so it didn't move the little metal bit out of the wall (technical terms eh? :P). The hinges were on the other side of the door, and I didn't have anything with which to unscrew them anyway. I resorted to escaping through my window and climbing off my roof. :)
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I wonder what happens the FIFTH thing in the morning when you have to use the bathroom...
very funny, Sirin/mods.
What's up, BSR dear?
perhaps I need a bit more coffee this morning, but I'm sure I put FIRST instead of FIFTH or EIGHTH. Either way, not really caring all that much.
I like to think I saved your skin like that. Sterilising you on the other FML was punishment enough, so I decided to go easy on you here.
Fair enough... (under his breath) stupid mod, kicking me in the nuts. I oughta buy some fabric softener so our clothing will feel all smooth and soft.
haha that happened to me once. play a game. how bout candy land? or scrabble?
kick down the door!!!
Yeah! and refuse to pay for it!
greenltrn2003
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did you just find that out or something...if not why would you close your door then? im a bit confused
greenltrn2003
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yeahh...im against callin fml post fake so i'll just call the OP a ******* idiot
missey_jey
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lol i was thinking that except when the mom couldnt open the door she just figured it was locked or something.... then was just like ok she just wants her privacy and wrote the note and left or something but op that sucks! but unless your mom did it on purpose im guessing she felt really bad when she got home
yeah why would he shut the door and also if it it wont open how did he get in there
lol just kick off the door
PottentialFML
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Actually a better idea is taking the screen off your window and crawling out. If you have a window
true, but it's much more fun trying to break down your own door and possibly breaking some of your own body parts in the process. The "two birds with one stone" concept.
BadPinkKitty07
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Ah, those pesky little door gremlins. Breaking doors, closing doors, forging a note by your mom and pushing it under a door...
OP this is what you do get a camra and point it at the the door. Document every fail attempt to open/ break the door open. then youtube it :D take *1 - a fly kick that left you on the floor take*2 - a head ram to the door take*3 - throwing large objects at the door take*4 - pissong on the door and apologizing about abuse :D
^ this
Go back to sleep :D
Skull_300
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What the ****?
Here's an idea: instead of writing about this online, grab your phone and call for help!
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lol just kick off the door
Jesus Christ, just because the doorknob was broken it doesn't mean the whole damn door needed to be replaced. As said above, OP resolved the issue by taking a header out the window (OK, not exactly) and then they're not making mom or dad foot the bill for an entirely new door and doorknob when only the doorknob needs to be replaced and can be purchased for $10 at the local Home Depot. Talk about overkill.