Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML
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Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, after I'd ordered a birthday cake with my name written on it, I went to pick it up but the bakery messed up and wrote the name of the person who ordered one right before me. I stood at the party smiling while everyone congratulated “Kevin.” I am not called Kevin. FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
Well, props to her for being honest.. But I don't see why she would just drop that bombshell out of nowhere.
Meechiepie 13
now the real question is how did your dad react? Did it happen in some nutty 3-way thing, or are do your parents have an open relationship? I can understand that this would definitely be really hard to take in, but hey, you've got a new brother!
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Comments (79)
cjfred 13
Don't you mean your newborn half brother? (Or maybe Kevin, whoever he is, is your dad too.)
subscript 15
Middle name?
worldclassrager 41
Is your dad's middle name Kevin?
jonny201 11
I hope she just has a bad sense of hunory
militarybrat 21
Eh sometimes i forget what my dads middle name is.
firetornado 9
I solved the riddle! k so OP's dad is Michael, but they got divorced and now OP's step dad is Kevin (the father of the new brother)
lexiieeex3 32
Or OP's brother's middle name is Michael?
ZaiopePerSe 15
poor you, having to live with this terrible situation
vigoss_fml 4
Well, Maldives has the highest divorce rate in the world, so the chances are pretty high that his/her mother remarried or even committed adultery. In order to divorce, a man only has to say to his wife that he wants to divorce three times and it's done. A woman has to go to court to ask for a divorce. Search for JJ Robinson.
unsealingkale 18
This can continue! Keep going with Jim, Dwight, Andy, Stanley, Creed...