Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML
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Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, after I'd ordered a birthday cake with my name written on it, I went to pick it up but the bakery messed up and wrote the name of the person who ordered one right before me. I stood at the party smiling while everyone congratulated “Kevin.” I am not called Kevin. FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
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Top comments
UnidentifiedFun 37
Well, props to her for being honest.. But I don't see why she would just drop that bombshell out of nowhere.
Meechiepie 13
now the real question is how did your dad react? Did it happen in some nutty 3-way thing, or are do your parents have an open relationship? I can understand that this would definitely be really hard to take in, but hey, you've got a new brother!
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Comments (79)
Internetflakes 13
Michael changed his name..? hopefully..?
idk_rose 25
wooow she dropped that bomb like isis
tranced_ 45
You cross the line like that. .
KhalidJarrar 7
Too soon ?
jazalea8 16
Dad's middle name? Nickname?
AC98 19
Your moms a cheating hoe, sorry m8
beeferjay 34
well,, that escalated quickly
DanCastellaneta 17
Wow, M. Night Shymalan's writing skills really improved! There's so much conflict of interest here.
vikky538 29
So michael is your stepdad
pandalover69 26
He clearly said Michael is his fathers name. His brother was named after person who fathered him, but his brothers name is Kevin.
jagott2 8
He probably meant Kevin is OP's stepdad. OP's dad is Michael and mom is married to Kevin who is the new baby daddy.
Alexandria79 22
Kevin Michael? would still be named after Dad.
Justincolon22 15
That's some ****** up shit.
inutaru 14
So, either you're adopted or, your mother just admitted to an affair