By Anonymous - 16/11/2015 08:23 - Maldives - Male

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Well, props to her for being honest.. But I don't see why she would just drop that bombshell out of nowhere.

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Meechiepie 13

now the real question is how did your dad react? Did it happen in some nutty 3-way thing, or are do your parents have an open relationship? I can understand that this would definitely be really hard to take in, but hey, you've got a new brother!

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buck16 9

that poor kid. "dad why do you hate me so much?" **** you Kevin I'm not your real dad and you're the reason your mother left

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Whyismydogcrazy 5

How about this wild and crazy scenario? Years ago, OP's mom married Michael. OP was conceived and born in wedlock. The marriage didn't work out, so OP's mom and Michael divorced. OP's mom moved on, married Kevin, and the baby Kevin was born - conceived and born in wedlock. *mind.blown* lol That would make this fml 100% accurate. That's how my sister and I came in to the world. We have different fathers, but you will never hear either one of us refer to the other as "half-sister."

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ShleeG 23

if that were the case it wouldn't be an fml though

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sloth115 18

or he wouldn't have mentioned "family dinner". I mean its not like he added that just for show

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Rababco 29

If OP's mom married Kevin and then had OP's brother than the brother wouldn't be conceived and born in wedlock.

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WaTwatooie 5

You know what else didn't go well? This. ADKFLJADS;KLFJASDLJGADS;LKJG;AKLSD;LKJ;LSDJG TOFFIEE IBAGEL SUUAUSHFASDHFASDF

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pacman490 21

That's a bad announcement to make with silverware around

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TMWhisp 22

Im pretty sure the silverware won't care.

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militarybrat 21

41... Let me spell it out for you. Knife. Got it?

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swimmergal_14 10

Moms got some explaining to do....

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schreibergx93 19

Many couples are open having 3-ways. Hopefully she didn't go about it any other way. Awkward for you, but embrace the cute little guy who's that he's there

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anarchymaniac 22

Well who ever Kevin is he has a lot of explaining to do

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