Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I found out, and only after my stepdaughter told me, that my wife spent the whole weekend with another guy at the beach. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Yudith 28
Plot twist: twenty years and five kids later, they are still together, and they are in love.
HouseOfM 8
Found the guy she married.
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Chazzster 32
Frankly it sounds like OP is better off not having been involved in that “wedding”. You might want to mention to daughter that annulment is possible at this point… I can barely imagine the irresponsibly of getting married drunk and then “dating” to see if it is going to work out. I hope to God that daughter is on birth control - Because otherwise you are going to have stupid or at least irresponsible grandchildren.
Yudith 28
Plot twist: twenty years and five kids later, they are still together, and they are in love.