Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I left a gift on my colleague's desk, with a note saying I liked him. He brought it over and handed it back, and told me he's married. His Facebook says he is single. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
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Top comments
pleasetryagain 0
What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.
jdawg2010 0
this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.
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Comments (168)
Aflacduck 0
Whats up with all of the shitty fml's recently?
TJS123OMG 0
Additional support for a "who cares" option. This "oh my god, a girl/boy wasn't available to go out with me!" crap does not warrant an FML.
mylifesgreat 0
By any random chance, were you watching Love You Long Time? Kinda popular group that goes on tour and stuff and I know the keytarist in it. She's married. Her husbands the bass player.... Hmm that's kinda weird. O.o
look_its_me 0
haha #1 but seriously he probably took it as a compliment that you thought his wife was hot...
abcxyz1238910 0
that's not really an FYL - it's not that big of a deal that someone you didn't know said that he was married to a girl you thought was cute.
Epic_Fail_Sauce 0
YDI for not knowing two people in a band are together @OP: I guess you should do some band research...
Sammara 0
That's not really a F Anyone's L. It's not like you tried to make out with his wife or anything. Unless the husband was a real dick, it shouldn't have been a problem for anyone.
Get_Naykid 0
YDI for trynna get your n00dle wet.
BrutalDave 0
LoveYouLongTime? they have a cute keytarist and she is married to the bassist...
Slightmisshap 0
i smell Cobra Starship?? they have a keytarist and im recently certain that she's married to their bassist, plus their on tour right now. And this is not rly an fml. unless he punched you or something, get over yourself.