Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I left a gift on my colleague's desk, with a note saying I liked him. He brought it over and handed it back, and told me he's married. His Facebook says he is single. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
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Top comments
pleasetryagain 0
What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.
jdawg2010 0
this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.
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jbenjamin182 0
it's gotta be skillet. theyre on tour. their guitarist also plays keys/synth. she's married to the bass player/vocalist.
JenniferRain 0
I've never seen Korey play the keytar. Only guitars and keyboards. But if the bass player was John, he'd probably be really chill about it. He knows she's hot, and he talks about it all the time. One time at a show i was at, he was like, "This is my beautiful wife Korey. Hott, isn't she?" and the audience cheered, and he jokingly replied, "Great, now i know who to kill after the show." Skillet's awesome. But it could be Love You Long Time, or Cobra Starship or another band that someone else mentioned. I'm curious as to what band, so OP please post! My first thought was Skillet but i dunno know how accurate that would be. Anyway, i wouldn't call it an "fml" moment. A tad embarressing, but kinda cute. Not so much fml.
burtoda 0
hahaha keytarist
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what shitty luck. But honestly, I bet the bassist is probably used to that sort of thing. If you're in a band, you don't even need to be particularly good-looking to get plenty of attention, and if you are good-looking you'll have people after you all the time.
Hailee810 0
AHH! This was about LYLT!! I grew up with Sally and asked her if anyone had asked Shane if she was single after a recent performance. She said yes, and then said that they were both flattered and that she still likes it when guys hit on her :) So be happy, not sad.
cmillertime7 0
Keytarist? You realize the instrument is a keyboard, not a keytar, right?
Breller 0
damn i wish i know what band it was..... and actually yea there is such this as a keytar morons so dont try to act like you know what your talking about....
musicguyguy 2
just smile and call him a lucky man. and then go kidnap his wife.
rachilio 26
lol
domie337 0
You're a douche. Def not an fml. Even if she was single she wouldn't go for you because your dumb enough to think this is an fml. Grow up dumbass
1234five 0
Don't get it