By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
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vffjvsegb 11

Well that will be an awkward boss/employee relationship

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Voij 16

Perhaps not the most pleasant of ways to learn to regulate your alcohol consumption, what with it being your workplace and all, but better to learn this lesson now than perhaps never learning it at all.

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zandalee 19

Not necessarily. I mean the only way is up from here isn't it. ;-)

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The_FN_Gunny 13

Well they hired him already. Besides that's off the job. I've seen people do worse then go to work the next day giving it 110% effort

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ohgeejosee 19

Invite him to another party, handle your alcohol, then work will be a lot less stressful! :D

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vffjvsegb 11

Well that will be an awkward boss/employee relationship

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Little4Bear 10

On the contrary, he'll know who to look for when it comes to finding the life of the party.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Nothing like puking all over yourself to get the party started!!!

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Awkward not-employee/not-boss relationship I think.

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littlem91 29

I hope she kept her clothes on while dancing, or it's even worse.

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Voij 16

Perhaps not the most pleasant of ways to learn to regulate your alcohol consumption, what with it being your workplace and all, but better to learn this lesson now than perhaps never learning it at all.

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dudeofawe 15

She doesn't have a problem. She specifically specified "only time".

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Little4Bear 10

Well OP, you definitely made a memorable first impression. Hopefully he doesn't hesitate to invite you to any of his parties :)

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Espolax 8

So he knows u are fun. It's good to have someone fun around

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lesliehalverson 5

Not if you're seriously considering hiring this person! And also I'm a bit confused on your definition of fun... A person that's drunk and vomiting doesn't sound fun to me.

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Ladisa 28

Eventually he'll notice that it was just a one time event.

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perdix 29

So, usually you puke on yourself without dancing on a table? I guess that would be less memorable. Just as long as "holding your liquour" is not in the job description, you'll be OK . . . until he invites you ro Happy Hour ;)

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