FML : Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my...

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anoymous - / Wednesday 18 September 2013 18:31 / Slovakia - Bratislava

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By vffjvsegb | 11

#5679785 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:03

Well that will be an awkward boss/employee relationship

By Voij | 16

#5679788 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:03

Perhaps not the most pleasant of ways to learn to regulate your alcohol consumption, what with it being your workplace and all, but better to learn this lesson now than perhaps never learning it at all.

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By Ladisa | 28

#5679783 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:01

That sucks.

ohjoy15 | 33

#5679794 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:04

Your desperation to make first comment sucks.

By jw90 | 18

#5679784 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

zandalee | 19

#5679822 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:14

Not necessarily. I mean the only way is up from here isn't it. ;-)

The_FN_Gunny | 13

#5680036 - Thursday 19 September 2013 3:57

Well they hired him already. Besides that's off the job. I've seen people do worse then go to work the next day giving it 110% effort

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5680050 - Thursday 19 September 2013 4:27

They could be bros now haha

DBallin | 10

#5680060 - Thursday 19 September 2013 4:32

33 and 36: OP is female.

TheAbstract | 14

#5680065 - Thursday 19 September 2013 4:35

You can be bros with a female, bro.

ohgeejosee | 19

#5680076 - Thursday 19 September 2013 4:55

Invite him to another party, handle your alcohol, then work will be a lot less stressful! :D

thetinyone | 8

#5680104 - Thursday 19 September 2013 5:24

Hench the term she-bro

By vffjvsegb | 11

#5679785 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:03

Well that will be an awkward boss/employee relationship

Little4Bear | 10

#5679797 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:06

On the contrary, he'll know who to look for when it comes to finding the life of the party.

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5679915 - Thursday 19 September 2013 1:38

Nothing like puking all over yourself to get the party started!!!

TheOnlyMizLiv | 22

#5679975 - Thursday 19 September 2013 2:40

Awkward not-employee/not-boss relationship I think.

jkmartinjk | 16

#5680167 - Thursday 19 September 2013 6:59

^ Soooo, no relationship then?

littlem91 | 29

#5680222 - Thursday 19 September 2013 8:49

I hope she kept her clothes on while dancing, or it's even worse.

By Voij | 16

#5679788 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:03

dudeofawe | 15

#5680392 - Thursday 19 September 2013 13:29

She doesn't have a problem. She specifically specified "only time".

By caramelie | 7

#5679792 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:04

Ops

By Little4Bear | 10

#5679795 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:05

Well OP, you definitely made a memorable first impression.
Hopefully he doesn't hesitate to invite you to any of his parties :)

jixiekat | 14

#5680032 - Thursday 19 September 2013 3:45

he will lol just kidding

By Espolax | 8

#5679803 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:08

So he knows u are fun. It's good to have someone fun around

lesliehalverson | 5

#6082348 - Monday 6 October 2014 4:44

Not if you're seriously considering hiring this person! And also I'm a bit confused on your definition of fun... A person that's drunk and vomiting doesn't sound fun to me.

By Ladisa | 28

#5679809 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:10

Eventually he'll notice that it was just a one time event.

By anarchy94 | 7

#5679812 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:11

Small world

By perdix | 29

#5679814 - Thursday 19 September 2013 0:11

So, usually you puke on yourself without dancing on a table? I guess that would be less memorable.

Just as long as "holding your liquour" is not in the job description, you'll be OK . . . until he invites you ro Happy Hour ;)