Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
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Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I threw up on the subway. Luckily, because I hadn’t eaten all week, it was just the seven pints of beer I'd had previously chugged. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Robtranis 11
Did you poop butterflies?
airhead2015 18
For some reason I have a picture in my head where you are literally barfing a rainbow out. Hope you did well on your exams though!
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Comments (108)
ziya1999 12
well thats a bummer.
playswiss421 6
I just love that 'stress eating' is an appropriate reason to be fat nowadays.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
A lot of people crave certain foods under stress, especially the sweet and fatty foods. That being said, I knew people who would stress eat and stay in good shape because they played sports. You can't just say OP is fat. For all we know OP goes to the gym everyday or plays sports and just buckled under pressure and ate some sweets. Of course the exact opposite could be true as well.
glabberfasted 16
Who ever said OP was fat? Anyone can stress eat.
perdix 29
The good news is that after the purge, you'd have room for more candy. You would have done well at the Roman vomitorium and not with the current prejudice against "bulemia."
GuiLD15 7
I'm really confused as to which kind of comments people would be upvoting or downvoting.
worldclassrager 39
Try something else aside from candy...like a granola bar or something I friend of mind does that and it helps her out...
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
I like some sliced up apples and peanut butter myself.
stargirl_95 24
Were you really surprised? Eating three large packets of anything in one sitting would make anyone throw up.
nrwl_30 17
Y'know if you stress-ate celery and ate 3 whole bags, you'd end up losing weight because you'd burn more digesting it than you get out of it... :) Just saying...
arandomusernameaa 20
Except celery tastes like shit...
Rallred32 20
And isn't having sweets and such the main point of stress eating? I mean, no one, before stress eating is going to say to themselves, "hey, might as well eat something healthy." No thought like that would ever go through the stressed brain, ever.
smokecloud_ 37
Celery is delicious! Especially soaked in ranch and buffalo sauce... Mmm.. wings..
worthlessACfan 11
rainbowpuking
kaitieloo 22
Marshawn Lynch would be proud. On a more serious note, I'm a stress eater too. :( I get it. Hopefully you can adapt it to a more healthy habit! :)
Ashter 20
Yea, that does suck. I hope you feel better and find some other way to cope with the stress. Good luck.