Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
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Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I threw up on the subway. Luckily, because I hadn’t eaten all week, it was just the seven pints of beer I'd had previously chugged. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Robtranis 11
Did you poop butterflies?
airhead2015 18
For some reason I have a picture in my head where you are literally barfing a rainbow out. Hope you did well on your exams though!
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Comments (108)
mattrd_fml 31
sucks you puked. but you ate 3 packs of skittles. what did you expect? YDI.
jellybeens_fml 16
Marshawn Lynch!! #beastmode
dachayke 16
#hashtagsareforinstagramandtwitter
JohnTheLad 13
That face, ha.
SneezyBear 27
This FML only got published because of that last sentence. XD
moynihantj 4
Stress eating? How about learning some self control instead of making yourself fatter
squideth 18
Where exactly does it say OP is fat? And even if they were, they're still a human being deserving of respect, you self-superior douchebag.
moynihantj 4
Fat people don't deserve respect just cuz. Respect isn't given, it's earned. And in this case, it's not because of the fat but because being fat is usually an indication of a lack of discipline and self control, which are moral shortcomings.
Angelbabie4132 5
Only Beast Mode can eat this much.
sanecatlady 13
At least you didn't contract the rainbow and get Skittle Pox (God I hate that commercial!)
buttcramp 21
I'm not a doctor but it sounds like you have a problem, OP. I'm not saying this out of hate, but out of concern. I'd see a nutritionist or something, sounds like you're binge eating and evening you didn't make yourself throw up on purpose, it can still be an eating disorder.
LuluRichards 20
I sense a new SLOGAN...
howdoilogin 9
How is this anything other than a YDI?
limabeans101029 20
Well things like stress eating aren't always something a person can really have full control over. It sounds like some kind of problem to me, OP should probably go to the doctors
glabberfasted 16
You have complete control over what you do when you're stressed. OP could have gone for a walk or run, hit the gym, gone out with friends. They just chose the least healthiest reliever.
limabeans101029 20
I agree to an extent, but judging by your answer I'd say you've never really been in a situation like ones I'm referring to. By your logic, that's like saying people with anorexia could easily cure themselves by just choosing to change their eating habits, but it doesn't really work like that.
ThunderTheRad 14
I moderated this. I'm fabulous.