Health: Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged...

By Sad Student - 03/02/2014 03:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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By Weak Disposition - 27/04/2012 04:29 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2023 18:00

Today, I threw up on the subway. Luckily, because I hadn’t eaten all week, it was just the seven pints of beer I'd had previously chugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By tastetherainbow - 07/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Katy

Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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Robtranis 11

Monday 3 February 2014 14:40

Did you poop butterflies?

airhead2015 18

Monday 3 February 2014 14:45

For some reason I have a picture in my head where you are literally barfing a rainbow out. Hope you did well on your exams though!

Comments

MummyRavyne 14

Monday 3 February 2014 23:00

This really made me giggle. FYL op, I did the same wie skittles and haribos...wasnt pretty.

nick3600 22

Monday 3 February 2014 23:29

No it's the other way around: puke the rainbow, taste the rainbow

swagget16 2

Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:07

*puke the rainbow , taste the rainbow

TheRoyalBattler 5

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:40

BEAST MODE!

ctchan2381 5

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:55

i don't even know how it is possible to eat a whole large bag of skittles let alone THREE....you kinda deserved this one for no self control...

Credibleskills 28

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:47

Thats a lot of skittles, holy crap..... (pun intended)

JohnTheLad 13

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:24

Forget Double Rainbow, say hello to Triple Rainbow!

xXNerrrdXx 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:47

NyanCat going backwards xD sorry OP...hope you dont fall in the same kistake again and hope you feeling well now .

yellowzinnias 20

Tuesday 4 February 2014 6:19

This is an eating disorder called binge disorder. I am a recovering binge disordered eater; for me, it is an outlet of self-loathing related to my Bipolar 1 Disorder. When I was depressed and felt worthless, drastically overeating to the point of pain/illness was my way of punishing myself for not being whatever I thought I was supposed to be. For others, it's a response to stress; if they can focus on the pain/illness, they can forget for a little while how much they have to do/how many people are counting on them/etc. Controlling food consumption also gives you mastery over something in your life, even when everything else seems out of control. Binge Disorder is a lot like anorexia and/or bulimia in that way. Please do reach out and get help before this escalates. Before I found the strength to talk to my doctor, I was eating entire lasagnas and whole cakes in a sitting. The night before I started medication for my Bipolar Disorder and therapy, I forced down 5 king-sized candy bars and a pint of ice cream because I was so scared. It sounds funny to outsiders, but I know how much pain you are going through and I will be thinking of you!