Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
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Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
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Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I threw up on the subway. Luckily, because I hadn’t eaten all week, it was just the seven pints of beer I'd had previously chugged. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Robtranis 11
Did you poop butterflies?
airhead2015 18
For some reason I have a picture in my head where you are literally barfing a rainbow out. Hope you did well on your exams though!
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Comments (108)
MummyRavyne 14
This really made me giggle. FYL op, I did the same wie skittles and haribos...wasnt pretty.
nick3600 22
No it's the other way around: puke the rainbow, taste the rainbow
swagget16 2
*puke the rainbow , taste the rainbow
TheRoyalBattler 5
BEAST MODE!
ctchan2381 5
i don't even know how it is possible to eat a whole large bag of skittles let alone THREE....you kinda deserved this one for no self control...
Credibleskills 28
Thats a lot of skittles, holy crap..... (pun intended)
JohnTheLad 13
Forget Double Rainbow, say hello to Triple Rainbow!
xXNerrrdXx 16
NyanCat going backwards xD sorry OP...hope you dont fall in the same kistake again and hope you feeling well now .
yellowzinnias 20
This is an eating disorder called binge disorder. I am a recovering binge disordered eater; for me, it is an outlet of self-loathing related to my Bipolar 1 Disorder. When I was depressed and felt worthless, drastically overeating to the point of pain/illness was my way of punishing myself for not being whatever I thought I was supposed to be. For others, it's a response to stress; if they can focus on the pain/illness, they can forget for a little while how much they have to do/how many people are counting on them/etc. Controlling food consumption also gives you mastery over something in your life, even when everything else seems out of control. Binge Disorder is a lot like anorexia and/or bulimia in that way. Please do reach out and get help before this escalates. Before I found the strength to talk to my doctor, I was eating entire lasagnas and whole cakes in a sitting. The night before I started medication for my Bipolar Disorder and therapy, I forced down 5 king-sized candy bars and a pint of ice cream because I was so scared. It sounds funny to outsiders, but I know how much pain you are going through and I will be thinking of you!
anewww 4
Ugh, yeah. I've thrown up skittles before.. Definitely no good. Hope you started feeling better & did good on your exams tho!