Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML
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BobNietzsche
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"Only if you share, honey."
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saailaway
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"facial care" isle huh? :P
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saailaway
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"facial care" isle huh? :P
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lmmmr
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Sounds tropical.
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cucuto89
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Hunny, you don't need that, Just use your hand!
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Emberlin
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I actually use that and an Oil of Olay version for my vibrator...much cheaper and better
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gtfwdr
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this type of crap happens to me all the freacking time...so dont feel too bad...
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paigeypoo987
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if you were in the facial care isle then the people should have known what you were talking about... no big deal :)
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Nikse
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I'm the OP.
I didn't say the name cause my mom doesn't know what a 'wave' is.
I didnt get it. I got a scrub with beads in it. :p
Also, I AM laughing over it. :D
I didn't say the name cause my mom doesn't know what a 'wave' is.
I didnt get it. I got a scrub with beads in it. :p
Also, I AM laughing over it. :D
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BobNietzsche
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"Only if you share, honey."
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nerdie
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LOL
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MisterMuffinz
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win xD
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sportmaster525
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maybe the "vibrator thing" will help you practice for when you do get some facials...
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LewJH
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Win.
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lindseyxox
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thats so perfect
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Sawadee
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great hahaha
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CalebEatsZombies
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Lolol touché
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Greendarthpotato
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hahhahhahahaha you'll realize how funny of a story taht is later when it's far enough behind to laugh at.
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Wolfen35
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Wow, I hate it when people think negative like that. Like one day at school, we were talking about what we had for breakfast out of boredom. I said sausages and everyone was like, :ZoMgLAWLZ HE'S GAAAAAYYYY!" What's your retarded moment with people thinking negatively?
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ReasonsToFly
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I said I accidentally came inside a pop bottle when I had to go pee, they were liek "Lolwut".
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hilaryy_fml
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i was explaining something to my friend and he said i needed more depth and detail and i shouted 'YOU WANT DEPTH? I'LL GIVE YOU DEPTH!'
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153rdTrooper
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Lol @ 74
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biiiiizzzay
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you weren't aware of how that would sound before you said it? but still, i say FYL.
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SuperSpore
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I think she didn't think before she spoke.
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neonokku
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woo
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DamienTheRabbit
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Poor choice of words, but I think people were more surprised that vibrators were available at a normal convenience store.
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epicFAIL_Sometim
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I would've said, "Depends! Does it have those little bullet things on the top?".
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poopymonsters
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how wood yu get headake playing that?