By Nikse - 29/07/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML
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BobNietzsche 0
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"Only if you share, honey."

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saailaway 0
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"facial care" isle huh? :P

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saailaway 0
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"facial care" isle huh? :P

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lmmmr 0

Sounds tropical.

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cucuto89 0

Hunny, you don't need that, Just use your hand!

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Emberlin 0

I actually use that and an Oil of Olay version for my vibrator...much cheaper and better

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gtfwdr 0
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this type of crap happens to me all the freacking time...so dont feel too bad...

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paigeypoo987 0
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if you were in the facial care isle then the people should have known what you were talking about... no big deal :)

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Nikse 0
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I'm the OP. I didn't say the name cause my mom doesn't know what a 'wave' is. I didnt get it. I got a scrub with beads in it. :p Also, I AM laughing over it. :D

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sportmaster525 0

maybe the "vibrator thing" will help you practice for when you do get some facials...

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lindseyxox 0
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thats so perfect

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Greendarthpotato 0
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hahhahhahahaha you'll realize how funny of a story taht is later when it's far enough behind to laugh at.

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Wolfen35 0

Wow, I hate it when people think negative like that. Like one day at school, we were talking about what we had for breakfast out of boredom. I said sausages and everyone was like, :ZoMgLAWLZ HE'S GAAAAAYYYY!" What's your retarded moment with people thinking negatively?

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ReasonsToFly 0

I said I accidentally came inside a pop bottle when I had to go pee, they were liek "Lolwut".

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hilaryy_fml 0
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i was explaining something to my friend and he said i needed more depth and detail and i shouted 'YOU WANT DEPTH? I'LL GIVE YOU DEPTH!'

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153rdTrooper 0

Lol @ 74

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biiiiizzzay 0

you weren't aware of how that would sound before you said it? but still, i say FYL.

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SuperSpore 0
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I think she didn't think before she spoke.

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DamienTheRabbit 0
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Poor choice of words, but I think people were more surprised that vibrators were available at a normal convenience store.

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epicFAIL_Sometim 0
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I would've said, "Depends! Does it have those little bullet things on the top?".

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poopymonsters 0
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how wood yu get headake playing that?

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