Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
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Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
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Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I threw up on the subway. Luckily, because I hadn’t eaten all week, it was just the seven pints of beer I'd had previously chugged. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Robtranis 11
Did you poop butterflies?
airhead2015 18
For some reason I have a picture in my head where you are literally barfing a rainbow out. Hope you did well on your exams though!
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Comments (108)
Mandy_Hime 6
Shouldn't it be Puke the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow, like in the commericals? Anyway, the way you said it makes more sense
bethers_ 22
Stress eat something healthier, like vegetables. Lots of fiber. At least you won't throw up...
blackonblight 32
You eat too much/too fast you're gonna vomit no matter what it is.
bethers_ 22
They probably vomited from eating too much sugar. Also, it was a joke.
dachayke 16
Usually, when people stress eat, they eat something they crave.
expectcriticism 13
but that wasn't funny in any way, so how is it a joke?
GRgoldfish 19
well, what did you except? The body can only handle so much sugar at one time.
applebramble 22
*expect*
darwinism 30
As long as you didn't milk a giraffe then everything will be fine OP.
WCARlover 34
I threw up orange soda and skittles one time. That was a terrible combination and I couldn't ingest both for a long time after that...hope skittles weren't ruined for you D:
Joshwarrior 39
You should write to skittles and suggest your experience for a commercial. You might get an endless supply of skittles out of it.
interesting33 36
Did you throw them up on purpose? If yes you might suffer from Bulimia?
hpage23 3
Trying to go Marshawn Lynch on those exams
thelittlemissy 29
"Doctor, I think I might be homosexual!" "How can you tell?" "R-r-rainbow!"
perdix 29
If you believe the commercials, girls should have run to you to make out with you. They like Skittles more than Axe!
RedPillSucks 31
But not in puke... *Girl rushes up to OP for a kiss. Her cheeks puff out as he pukes a rainbow into her mouth* New porno idea. Two Girls, one cup of skittles
perdix 29
#48, you saw the ad where the girl sucks face with a guy with Skittle teeth. Skittle puke should be all the more arousing!