Love, Awkward and Dating: Have fun!

Have fun!

By Outandaway - 09/03/2023 00:00

Today, I encouraged my boyfriend to get out of the house more often. So he did. He went out on a date. FML

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Thursday 9 March 2023 2:11

Ouch! If that's his idea of following your advice, then you can make sure he stays out.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Thursday 9 March 2023 2:11

Ouch! If that's his idea of following your advice, then you can make sure he stays out.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 12 March 2023 6:03

Guess he'll be out of the house a lot longer than either of you planned, because it's time to dump him and kick him out.

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