By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
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WCARlover 34

I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)

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Nyx_fml 23

Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.

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kennaem1 11

That's not even that bad. My grandpa removed a panty butter jar from his patients ass once

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kennaem1 11

Crap. Meant Peanut butter jar

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fatlemonjefferso 8

Million to one shot doc, million to one! Not sure how this an FML or YDI since it's not in your backdoor but an amusing story just the same.

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NotoriousLES 14

He obviously already had his head up his ass, so cramming the phone up in there too seamed practical.

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xzanex 22

At least it wasn't a gerbil

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JoseIsAdork 31

sometimes when nature calls you have no choice but to answer!

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schadenfreud 6

PLEASE TELL ME THE RINGTONE WAS RING OF FIRE BY JOHNNY CASH

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