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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 June 2014 19:06 / United States
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Oh I'd heard a similar one. "I was outside gardening, I slipped and my trousers fell down, and I fell on the carrot and you know the rest... I don't know what prankster decided to put condoms on my carrots though."

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Hey carrots are dangerous. Potato guns are fun... Load a carrot into a potato gun and someone's going to the hospital to get a carrot removed from their thigh. Not personal experience or anything.

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Today, the phone rang while I was showering. Since I was expecting an important call, I ran out, wet and soapy, only to slip onto a box of produce. I had to go to the hospital. They didn't believe me. FML.

Ehm I am not quite sure how to feel about this.Sorry OP for those life damaging images.But what the hell was he thinking.

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"He's back Obediah! He's out there in the field, get your gun!" "Oh lawd, no! Not my best in show! Not my prized baby! Woman avert your eyes!"

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#52 my fiancé had to get a AAA battery from an old lady's vagina because she wanted to "Store it until it leaked." it leaked.

I bet carrots are off the menu for awhile...if not forever. How could you ever look at one again and not have flashbacks?

Oh I'd heard a similar one. "I was outside gardening, I slipped and my trousers fell down, and I fell on the carrot and you know the rest... I don't know what prankster decided to put condoms on my carrots though."

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Yeah my prankster neighbor is a liscensed vegetable offender... look it up on the website if you dont believe me

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At least he was being safe and washing his vegetables. Showering with them is proven to remove all germs and dirt.

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