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That's not how one is supposed to get fiber...
Carrots are good for your eyesight.... ...your brown-eye sight.
Sounds legit.
#1 probably the guy had the runs and wanted something to "stop it" with. That was bad I know...
I like how OP said "this one took the cake" hehehe carrot cake hehehehe kakakarrotkake
Hey carrots are dangerous. Potato guns are fun... Load a carrot into a potato gun and someone's going to the hospital to get a carrot removed from their thigh. Not personal experience or anything.
Today, the phone rang while I was showering. Since I was expecting an important call, I ran out, wet and soapy, only to slip onto a box of produce. I had to go to the hospital. They didn't believe me. FML.
Are we ever going to find out who extracted the carrot?
Kakakarmenelektra
Ehm I am not quite sure how to feel about this.Sorry OP for those life damaging images.But what the hell was he thinking.
He was making tossed salad in the shower.
Welshite, you had three very snappy and clever comments for this FML. Are you sure you don't have experience in this particular field? ;)
Well, I don't have much experience in carrot fields. Zucchini farmers hate me though.
At the hospital I work at we had someone with a cucumber stuck up there, he said it was a "gardening accident."
#52 my fiancé had to get a AAA battery from an old lady's ****** because she wanted to "Store it until it leaked." it leaked.
Welshite is just very witty.
I bet carrots are off the menu for awhile...if not forever. How could you ever look at one again and not have flashbacks?
Agreed. I feel awful for OP... I wonder if this is DocBastard:)
So... I'm not welcome?
Oh I'd heard a similar one. "I was outside gardening, I slipped and my trousers fell down, and I fell on the carrot and you know the rest... I don't know what prankster decided to put condoms on my carrots though."
If he wanted x-ray vision, that's the wrong end.
What? That story is totally believable. I mean - how else could it have gotten there?
I think it would've been a much more solid cover story if he said he was taking a bubble bath
Sounds like you had a fun day at work.
At least he was being safe and washing his vegetables. Showering with them is proven to remove all germs and dirt.
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That's not how one is supposed to get fiber...
Oh I'd heard a similar one. "I was outside gardening, I slipped and my trousers fell down, and I fell on the carrot and you know the rest... I don't know what prankster decided to put condoms on my carrots though."